Originally posted by Cletus_Kasady
I bet i can name a few.You wouldn't
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[*]Kill yourself.
[*]Chop your head off.
[*]Travel to the sun.
[*]Kill your entire family.
[*]Kill 100 people.
[*]Contract a disease.
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Let us go over why you are not non-retarded.
1. Kill myself. Please, is this not self-defeating?
2. Chop my head off? see above
3. Travelling to the sun isn't very likely, why not ask me to travel through your dead grandmother's bootyhole?
4. I would not only kill my entire family with ease, but I would also make sweet sensual love to all of them, including my dog.
5. Kill 100 people? You must be one giant douche. I bet you wouldn't even steal a dvd for a million dollars would ya? What a sad little person you are. I would kill 1 million people, 1 for every awesome dollar.
6. I would contract a disease. In fact I already have, it's made me into a misanthrope. Go ahead, look it up; I know you need to.