The Bash Simon Finkle Thread!!!

I suddenly had the ultimate idea that might end the whole member bashing thread problem. 👆 I have created a ficticious person who we can all make fun of. 😱 His name is Simon Finkle. As far as I know, there is no one here by that name. no2 Also the possiblility of any member knowing someone by the name of Simon Finkle is very slim, therefore this should not really offend anyone. lookaround Although, if your first name is 'Simon', or your last name happens to be 'Finkle', then you may be a bit offended, just be insured that this thread has nothing to do with you. It is all in your head, baby. 😎 I'll start.

Simon Finkle, you are the worst driver I have ever seen. Damn you, Simon Finkle. Shame on you, you sick bastard! 😠

poor fictinous person 😕

Oh c'mon, Cloves. 😬 Say something mean so Simon Finkle. It doesn't even have to be that bad. Just like mention how bad his breath stinks, m'kay. I'm trying to get this thread off the ground, m'kay. This could really be 'the thread that made a difference'.

you have too short legs simon 😠

Originally posted by Clovie
you have too short legs simon 😠

😕 not good?

Simon, the reason I said no is because I didn't think they sold condoms that small...

Originally posted by Clovie
😕 not good?

No, it was perfect. 👆 I really think you have captured the spirit of this thread.

Blackc@t, that was mean. 😛 Just kidding! 😄

Simon Finkle, you are a nim rod!

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
No, it was perfect. 👆 I really think you have captured the spirit of this thread.

simon when will you learn how to use bathroom? 😕

Simon didn't listen to me though!

*Points to self* When the package is this pretty! no one cares what's inside! 😠

Originally posted by BlackC@t
Simon didn't listen to me though!

*Points to self* When the package is this pretty! no one cares what's inside! 😠

I don't know, Simon Finkle might care. 😬

Simon Finkle, you are worse than Oliver Stone's 'Alexander'.

^ that was harsh 🙁

Simon Finkle, I'm going to go to the police for harassment! 😠

Then I'm gonna' open up a can a' whope-ass! furious

Originally posted by Clovie
^ that was harsh 🙁

Why? It's only Simon Finkle? 😬

Originally posted by BlackC@t
Simon Finkle, I'm going to go to the police for harassment! 😠

Then I'm gonna' open up a can a' whope-ass! furious

You were also worse then 'Shaun of the Dead'!

Originally posted by BlackC@t
Simon Finkle, I'm going to go to the police for harassment! 😠

Then I'm gonna' open up a can a' whope-ass! furious

I also said this by the way 😊

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Why? It's only Simon Finkle? 😬

simon finkle sucks ****

*Gasp* Woah, harsh...