Awe, that was sweet, JM.
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photo Ladies and Genitals, 😄 I'd like to make my speech now. *clears throat* puke I want to thank the Academy. photo If not for them, I would not even be here enjoying the amazing thrill of winning this award. hoover It's not a Grammy, it's not an Emmy, but it is a Gremmy. gunsmilie And for that I'd like to thank eggmayo for handing me the first ever Gremmy. 👆 I'd also like to point out that Clovie's and Syren's Gremmys have my name on them, whose your daddy now?!!! *bah-ching* 😮💨 Thank you. pimp
Preston, your speech is amazing clapping
*steals mic*
*cough*
I'd like to send out huge, Syrennic spankyous to everyone who knows me... you all know who you are *arrogant nodding and cheesy grin*
If it wasn't for a certain little place I frequent, goes by the title 'KMC', I wouldn't be here accepting this prestigious award.... when I think of all the effort that's been put into this moment, I choke up, seriously, that little lump that I reserve for extremely special occasions just pops right up out of nowhere and I have to fight, with great difficulty, to overcome my deep and powerful emotions.
Being the person that I am, and possessing the talent that I so obviously possess, my life has been filled with many, many obstacles. But I've conquered them and if I have to give any advice to those of you gazing up at me now with adoration and wonder, it's this; Ignore those ignorant prats who claim that people should always be true to themselves.... do as I did. Take on a popular persona and become it, breathe it, it's the only way possible for you to guarantee yourself one of these *holds up Gremmy* in years to come.
I thank you fab