Funny Screen Test Captions

OK, this is a place where your videogame humor comes into place. You get a picture, and caption it...others will caption it.
I go first.

"Steal my last green jellybean, will you? Take that, dumbass!"

"Damn, my hair gets frizzy when theres moisture...I forgot to bring my... o_O...😖niff sniff:.... :looks down:...oh god..."

It was then that Scorpion realized the stupidity of asking Tanya for a lap-dance.

"Drop it or I'll shoot your nipple off!.... I mean it!.... hey!... eek!"

"Stop, hammertime"

😂

"Gandalf, you realise we're doing this for one, single, lousy ring? What a life!"

Originally posted by SaTsuJiN
"Drop it or I'll shoot your nipple off!.... I mean it!.... hey!... eek!"

careful, you'll shoot your eye out....or I guess I will.

*picks up phone* "....helloooo Sidney!!"

lol good one man. 😂

Ignore the bottom caption in the screen.

"Mister, can you spare a quarter please? I really need to do my laundry this morning!"

Originally posted by SaTsuJiN
*picks up phone* "....helloooo Sidney!!"

"Seven Days"

😂

Silent Hill 4 - The Room : Voyeurism Edition

"*Rawr!* Gotta have my Pops!"

"GIVE ME BACK MY CELLPHONE, YOU ****ER!!!!"

Originally posted by SaTsuJiN

AHHHHH!!!! AHHHHH!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
whew.... that piece of crap must have been huge. *looks in pants* It is!! man you should see the size of this!

Originally posted by dark1365
"GIVE ME BACK MY CELLPHONE, YOU ****ER!!!!"

"I'm getting too old for this.. *empties colostomy bag*"

Sand-Creature: Thats when i called claims direct