Condom Shop

Started by Fallen Jedi128 pages

*takes covers and throws them out the window* where are you gonna hide now LF? 😛

* looks toward window and wonders if he should jump *

ill be back

Yes one of them is gone for a miniute. * runs for the door *

all right BA. 😉

um, LF, you could jump out the window all you want, but you're still not gonna get away from me. 😄

Ok then. * dashes for the window *

I'm going to close this thread just so I can go read it and then come back and open it again. Why? Because I can. 😄

*grabs you b4 you have the chance to me the jump. i aim my paint gun at you* i want that 50 you owe. oh, and my pizza too. 😄 ✅

* pushes you on the bed and makes a flying leap toward the window *

Well, this thread was closed for a while and I never got around to reading it, so I'll just open it back up again. Because I can! 😂 I'm such a dork, I know. 😊

*watches you successfully land on a pile of old mattresses and then follows you down*

* runs to a subway and gets on *

Oh, are you guys like making out in here or something? Always remember, use protection! 😉 Even when just making out! Okay, I've done my good deed for the day! Toodles.

TH, you just love this don't you. 😛 😆

*chases LF down the street and sees him get on the subway* damn it! *pulls out a bazooka and blows up the front end of the sub* oops.

* runs out of subway and gets on a plane * 😛

*aims the bazooka at the airplane* wow, i like this new toy of mine. 😄

* jumps out of plane and gets in my new lamborgini diablo and speeds away so fast that you dont have time to shoot me *

*pulls out a bomb detonator which i planted in your car* try and dodge this. 😛

Jumps into a lake before my car explodes. Do you have any idea of how much that cost me. 😠

yeah, well i'm still pretty upset about my pizza. 😛