Condom Shop

how many times have we been through this. 🙄

jk. 😛 but you're still my b!tch.

Dont you wish. 😛

no, i don't wish. i KNOW. 😎

Yeah you know that Im not you b!tch. 😛

*snaps a collar around your neck and begins pulling you along with a leash* oh, there you go, b!tch. 😛

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
*snaps a collar around your neck and begins pulling you along with a leash* oh, there you go, b!tch. 😛

Well Im still a MALE so Im not your b!tch. 😛 And there isnt know way you can change me into a girl so I will never be your b!tch. 😛

well, too late i already signed you up for a sex change. you're appointment is at 3 tomorrw. have fun. 😄

Oh shit! But it might not work either. 😛

oh, well these are best surgeons in the nation. you're in good hands. 😎

Uh sure..... * goes into a fort and locks the huge doors * Sorry but that apointment is now cancled. 😛

admit it you're excited about the whole thing. 😛

Nope and thats why its not happening. Im inside this great huge fort of cement. 😛

that's not gonna keep me out. 😄

But the walls are over 75 feet high so good luck. 😛

*takes out my lightsaber and begins cutting through the walls*

* takes out my own lightsaber * Sorry but I will not be taken down by a girl. 😛

LF just stand down while you still can. you're a great friend. don't force me to do this.

* thinks * If I just go to the stupid appointment then I can just beat up the docter instead. 😈 Ok I give up FJ. 🙂

*takes a bow* what can i say. 😎

Ok. * goes to the docters office at 3 * Ok then its time to beat up a docter. * grabs a steel tray and knocks out the docter. Ok my appointment is over. 😄 * leaves the hospital *