Condom Shop

Started by Tired Hiker128 pages

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i had a curry one once..............i wen tto a vending machine i pressed flavoured........it gived you randoms ones............it was curry flavour ewwwwwwwwwwwww yuckafee

and the smell of chocolate 😘

At the Gilroy Garlic Festival, this promoter gave me two garlic flavored fruit roll-ups. 😑 So, if anybody wants them, I'll seriously autograph them and mail them to you.no2

garlic???
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I'm totally telling the truth about the garlic flavored fruit roll-ups. They exist, and it just seems downright nasty. 😬

ew no way..................why would i want fruit roll-ups.........i odnt even have a fella

this place is poisoning my pure mind tooth

hahahh i just noticed that the word. C has been changed to fruit roll ups.............hhahahahahahha

*walks in and posts a note on the wall behind the counter*

ATTENTION NEO: IF YOU GET ONLINE THIS WEEKEND, YOU BETTER HAVE A GREAT STASH OF FRUIT ROLL-UPS WITH YOU B/C DAMN IT I MISSED YOU AND DAMN IT THINGS ARE GONNA GET ROUGH.

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i didnt just hear that 🤨

🤨 ^ I agree

* walks in shop *

*peaks head behind the counter* hey LF. 😎

Hey FJ. 😄

*takes out a pocket knife and begins playing with it*

* Leaves to go to subway * 🙂

scared? 😛

No I just want a subway sandwich. 🙂