Condom Shop

Ok but I can only leave when neo gets here so he better get his ass over here before FJ wants to polish my damn nails again or something worse. So neo get your matrix like ass over in this shop or else....

i think he's stuck, trapped between two worlds... 😑

Well then let me leave so that I can get his ass out. 🙂

you can try, but i doubt you'll be able to do anything.

Ok. * goes into the matrix * Now were are you damn it. Get your ass out here.

*waits for LF to come out with neo*

* kills agent smith for getting in my way * 😆 Now neo if you dont come out, then I will make you. 😈

i still think neo would kick your ass if it came down between you and him.

Well then I would cheat. I would poke him in the eye and then tie his hands up with ropes and then knock him out and then bring him to you. 🙂

true, you could try all that, but if it came down to a fight between you and him over the fate of the world, he'd win.

Oh well. My dad is a 5th degree black belt in karate and he taught me how to kick someones ass so I could put up a fight against him. 🙂

i'll give you that much but he is THE ONE.

Yes he is THE ONE to get his ass kicked. 🙂

🙄

* looks around for neo * damn it. get your ass out here.

yeah, well, he's out there saving the world right now so until he comes back you're gonna stay here with me and keep me company.

Ok. * gets me and FJ a cheese pizza from little ceasers * 😄

yay! 😄 what about a 2 liter coke? you can't have pizza without coke.

Buys a two bottles of 2 liter cokes. Now we both have lots of coke. 😄

😎 so you wanna rent a movie too?