Hmm, let's see. Once i was at this sort of rough concert where it was a custom to rip eachothers shirts off. We swiftly got the hang of that and were ripping away. At one point I saw this huge bear of a guy with a strip of white cloth around his waist, and being bare-chested. I thought it was the remains of his T-shirt so I jumped on this hulk, gripped the fabric with both hands and gave it a pull. It didn't rip apart! So I put my foot on his ass and gave it a mighty, mighty jank. The brute started squeaking and I discovered I was dragging his underpants half way up his intestines! I had to hide in the toilet for half an hour after that.
oh yeah, I had a beer once with Doug Bradley (Pinhead!!!).