Bardock's Batcave

Started by Bardock42212 pages
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Kinky is an interesting word... sounds funny too. sorta... kinky like 😑.... Im kinda punch drunk so please forgive me bag

Why did you get drunk?

Im not drunk really... I wished I were though.... punch drunk means being silly or goofy from being tired. 😛

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Im not drunk really... I wished I were though.... punch drunk means being silly or goofy from being tired. 😛

Oh, I didn't know that....I learned two words today then w00t

And why do you wish you were real drunk?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh, I didn't know that....I learned two words today then w00t

And why do you wish you were real drunk?

I just want to chill and that would relax me totally. 😊

*gets her pom poms*

Go Batsy!
Go Batsy!
😐

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
I just want to chill and that would relax me totally. 😊

Do you smoke?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Do you smoke?
*pushes thread back up*

No I dont smoke. Do you?

crazy where am i?

Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
crazy where am i?

Land of the CrispyCube Potatoes

oh, yes. 😕 now I remember

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
*pushes thread back up*

No I dont smoke. Do you?

Nope...although I tried my first cigarette about 3 days ago.

Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
crazy where am i?

I call it the Shadow Gallery.

NOT DEAD

Listen, children, to a story
That was written long ago,
'Bout a kingdom on a mountain
And the valley-folk below.

On the mountain was a treasure
Buried deep beneath the stone,
And the valley-people swore
They'd have it for their very own.

Go ahead and hate your neighbor,
Go ahead and cheat a friend.
Do it in the name of Heaven,
You can justify it in the end.
There won't be any trumpets blowing
Come the judgement day,
On the bloody morning after....
One tin soldier rides away.

So the people of the valley
Sent a message up the hill,
Asking for the buried treasure,
Tons of gold for which they'd kill.

Came an answer from the kingdom,
"With our brothers we will share
All the secrets of our mountain,
All the riches buried there."

Go ahead and hate your neighbor,
Go ahead and cheat a friend.
Do it in the name of Heaven,
You can justify it in the end.
There won't be any trumpets blowing
Come the judgement day,
On the bloody morning after....
One tin soldier rides away.

Now the valley cried with anger,
"Mount your horses! Draw your sword!"
And they killed the mountain-people,
So they won their just reward.

Now they stood beside the treasure,
On the mountain, dark and red.
Turned the stone and looked beneath it...
"Peace on Earth" was all it said.

Go ahead and hate your neighbor,
Go ahead and cheat a friend.
Do it in the name of Heaven,
You can justify it in the end.
There won't be any trumpets blowing
Come the judgement day,
On the bloody morning after....
One tin soldier rides away.

Go ahead and hate your neighbor,
Go ahead and cheat a friend.
Do it in the name of Heaven,
You can justify it in the end.
There won't be any trumpets blowing
Come the judgement day,
On the bloody morning after....
One tin soldier rides away

😐 I'm so damn confused

Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
😐 I'm so damn confused

It's an Anti-War song....

But why are you confused, how can I help you?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Nope...although I tried my first cigarette about 3 days ago.

I call it the Shadow Gallery.

I tried my first when I was 8....Ive never touched them since.

your first, how did it go for you?

Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
😐 I'm so damn confused
hi Naz 😊

what are you confused about? 🤨

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
I tried my first when I was 8....Ive never touched them since.

your first, how did it go for you?

hi Naz 😊

what are you confused about? 🤨

Hehe, probably a smart idea.....

It didn't do anything, jsut...nothing, my mouth tasted bitter afterwards...I guess I'll try a few more to get addicted, you know.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Hehe, probably a smart idea.....

It didn't do anything, jsut...nothing, my mouth tasted bitter afterwards...I guess I'll try a few more to get addicted, you know.

omg 😂...thats greatness... try a couple more so you can get addicted.... good luck....
Spoiler:
I dont really wish you luck on that one though 😬

When Im stressed really bad... and Im sleeping... Ive dreamed Im smoking....and its great relieving my stress and stuff, weird..... 😑

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
omg 😂...thats greatness... try a couple more so you can get addicted.... good luck....
Spoiler:
I dont really wish you luck on that one though 😬

When Im stressed really bad... and Im sleeping... Ive dreamed Im smoking....and its great relieving my stress and stuff, weird..... 😑

Yeah, it's one of the dumbest smart ideas I had in a long time....oh well.

That is indeed weird....I mean, if that would work for everybody the tabak companies would be screwed big time.

that just means that you're in dire need of sex...
you see...the cigarette going to the mouth symbolises an oral sex practice called fellatio, and the fact that you felt good after that dream, indicates that even more..