Bardock's Batcave

Started by Syren212 pages

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I said 'housework' because the word 'chores' isn't British and sounds like I'm about 13, and I couldn't think of another suitable word 😛

Anyway, it was only one load of laundry and some washing up. Now I plan to be online practically all day, until I need to eat or make coffee.

Originally posted by Syren
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I said 'housework' because the word 'chores' isn't British and sounds like I'm about 13, and I couldn't think of another suitable word 😛

Anyway, it was only one load of laundry and some washing up. Now I plan to be online practically all day, until I need to eat or make coffee.

Wow, we kinda have the same plans for the day, not bad. Although besides food and coffee (which I don't drink...and you shouldn't either...horrible Brit you are...you just spit on all the culture your country accumulated...good job) I might take a shower, I think once in two weeks is pretty much necessary.

So, any good books you've been reading lately?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Wow, we kinda have the same plans for the day, not bad. Although besides food and coffee (which I don't drink...and you shouldn't either...horrible Brit you are...you just spit on all the culture your country accumulated...good job) I might take a shower, I think once in two weeks is pretty much necessary.

So, any good books you've been reading lately?

Yeah, we're obviously soulmates. Apart from the distance, canyon-sized differences in morals and ethics etc. Meh, details...

Coffee is God to me. I'm not into tea... plus, I'm not supposed to drink tea at the moment anyway because I'm taking iron supplements. So there.

I may also take a shower. I took one last night upon my return from the circus as I smelled like hay and horse, but I think I may take another.

I'm reading Mr Committment at the moment by Mike Gayle, it's quite good. Easy reading, trashy type novel. I like it 😄 Planning on starting Roots after.

Originally posted by Syren
Yeah, we're obviously soulmates. Apart from the distance, canyon-sized differences in morals and ethics etc. Meh, details...

Coffee is God to me. I'm not into tea... plus, I'm not supposed to drink tea at the moment anyway because I'm taking iron supplements. So there.

I may also take a shower. I took one last night upon my return from the circus as I smelled like hay and horse, but I think I may take another.

I'm reading Mr Committment at the moment by Mike Gayle, it's quite good. Easy reading, trashy type novel. I like it 😄 Planning on starting Roots after.

Yeah, we are. Should be ennough for some immoral sex at least.

Well.....druggy....coffee is evil....it makes you...all coffee-y....and that'S not the real reason, is it...you are pregnant, right?

So..you are naked during showers, right? Hehe *imagines it* ....*imagines it some more*

Cool..I never heard of either..they probably suck...*imagines it again*

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, we are. Should be ennough for some immoral sex at least.

Well.....druggy....coffee is evil....it makes you...all coffee-y....and that'S not the real reason, is it...you are pregnant, right?

So..you are naked during showers, right? Hehe *imagines it* ....*imagines it some more*

Cool..I never heard of either..they probably suck...*imagines it again*

I'm not going to respond specifically to any of those comments. I'm just going to say, overall, that you're impossible.

I thought we were getting somewhere 😒

Originally posted by Syren
I'm not going to respond specifically to any of those comments. I'm just going to say, overall, that you're impossible.

I thought we were getting somewhere 😒

Look, just get naked and we will get somewhere....

Originally posted by Bardock42
Look, just get naked and we will get somewhere....

Kez, it works with him, seriously.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Kez, it works with him, seriously.

I agree as welldodgy

Moose, are you siding with them?

mhm mhm mhm

Originally posted by Syren
Moose, are you siding with them?

mhm mhm mhm

Syren....just....just do what Moose said.

No, I refuse on principle. If you lot had approached this situation with delicacy and tact it may have caused a different reaction. Or not, because I won't get naked either way, but that's not the point.

*officially offended*

Originally posted by Syren
naked

That's what I'm talking about.

Originally posted by Bardock42
That's what I'm talking about.
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Originally posted by Syren
Moose, are you siding with them?

mhm mhm mhm

]Hell yes...

he has information about me that prevents me from speaking the truth. Seek out the Oracle, she will set us all free.

hitlerBardock is the BIZNITCH!!!! ALL HAIL BARDOCK!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Hell yes...

he has information about me that prevents me from speaking the truth. Seek out the Oracle, she will set us all free.

Bardock is the BIZNITCH!!!! ALL HAIL BARDOCK! hitler

Where did youg et that portrait of me from?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Hell yes...

he has information about me that prevents me from speaking the truth. Seek out the Oracle, she will set us all free.

Bardock is the BIZNITCH!!!! ALL HAIL BARDOCK! hitler

What were you smoking last night, mate? ermm

WHY did I just read Spawny's post in an exaggerated British accent? I AM British... it was like the British blokes from 'Ze End of Ze World' shock

It's official, I spend way too much time here. I'm starting to lose my Britishness.

Originally posted by Syren
No, I refuse on principle. If you lot had approached this situation with delicacy and tact it may have caused a different reaction. Or not, because I won't get naked either way, but that's not the point.

*officially offended*

May we please engage in exciting ourselves over the lustrious body you were gifted with from birth?eyes

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
]Hell yes...

he has information about me that prevents me from speaking the truth. Seek out the Oracle, she will set us all free.

hitlerBardock is the BIZNITCH!!!! ALL HAIL BARDOCK!

Are you saying...he's a German? Because I asked, and he said he wasnt...so...Im not sure....😕

Originally posted by Syren
WHY did I just read Spawny's post in an exaggerated British accent? I AM British... it was like the British blokes from 'Ze End of Ze World' shock

It's official, I spend way too much time here. I'm starting to lose my Britishness.

You don't even drink tea anymore.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Where did youg et that portrait of me from?

It's the one you gave to me carry around in my wallet. 🙁

On the back you wrote:

Moosey, since that night in Brussells, I've thought of noone else. Thanks for the memories. Sugar Daddy.