Bardock's Batcave

Started by Arsenal212 pages

Yeah, but let's kick around Elektra's decapitated head instead. *pulls elektra's head out of freezer) Man I had to put salt on the bottom of the neck to keep it from spoiling. (kicks it at bardock)

Yeah. we gonna be like the guys in the Nike Commercial.

Stops elektras head with his chest kicks it in the air. takes it again and kicks it over to Arsenal.

*is dumbfounded by Bardock's mad skillz and the head hits me in the face*

Hahah your face touched elektras

Elektra and Arsenal sitting in a tree K*I*S*S*I*N*G

Well its a little necrophil but still hahah

😘

😛

Shut up Baby, I know it. 😛

*licks elektra's head*

i gtg!
bye guys! bye bardock winkiss bye arsenal wavey

😛

see ya

ok, this gets disgusting.... good, that i'm leaving anyway ✅

Lick her head nutella it tastes good. *dips it in cinnamon*

Bye bye darling

*eats arsenals arms*

Yeah you should try.

Dammit , eggmayo does that a lot, luckily I got thois new *Anti-Egg-Mayo-or-anyone-else-eating-arms-in-Bardocks-caves-Machine*

*eats arsenals arms*

That was...different (faints from loss of blood)

YOu want to go in one of my bacta tanks? I still got Wolveines DNA. Or one of my other medical devices?

*is unconscious*

Hmm well I don't know, should I help him now. Oh well., he helped me with EL.
*drags him to the bacta tank*
*Clones a new arm for Arsenal*
*outs arm and arsenal together*
Well you should be fine again.

Originally posted by Arsenal
Lick her head nutella it tastes good. *dips it in cinnamon*

iewww.... someone make him stop!

well, anyway.... *off*

*in very manly voce*
Hey Arsenal stop it, you are disgusting the Lady
*whispers in real whimpy voice*
No go on.

Nutella I will save you, you just err well have to come to my room yes thats it ✅ 😖hifty: