Bardock's Batcave

Started by 42Bardock212 pages

Hey Bardocks, people here belive us to be scary and weird.
Isn't that weird?

Brothers, the unbelivable happened. My radiator doesn't work anymore. Therefore I installed a miniature sun up on the ceyling. We are now the masters of dsay and night.

Shite people, you won't belive this, I couldn't find my way back toi my cave for a minute.
Well, I drank a lot of alcohol though its not that unusual.

*walks in wearing a mask made using a photo of Fetcherada*

Hi Bardock!!!

Hi Fetcharada, or are you chris? I am not sure doesn't matter anyway, cause you are not supposed to be here, so **** off.

Night Bardocks, see ya tommorow.

HEY this is a pretty cool batcave but not as cool as The better than Bardocks Batcave batcave!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone infilitrated our Batcave whiole I slept, we need to kill him
or at least fart in his Batcave

Hey Folks look at this new tv I bought over there. Its not to big, only 10 feet high. But Oh well, we can all watch 7th Heaven now and then Joan of Arcadia, and Malcolm in the middle and ...mwuhahahahahhaahha
All in german of course.

Oh by the way, with all I mean myself and my 42Bardock buddies.

Originally posted by fever red
I'm horrible at Poker. I never remember which hand is highest. I'm really bad. Um, I'll definitely lose big. I'm a total sucker. So, deal me in, you can't resist, what an opportunity!

here are how the hands go from highest to lowest:

Five of a Kind (only possible with wild cards)
Straight Flush
Four of a Kind
Full House
Flush
Straight
Three of a Kind
Two Pair
Pair
High Card

Hi Mr. Wiggles my number one and so far only non-Bardock guest in this Thread.
The problem is don't know what wild cards are.
Then I don't know how you raise and how you get new cards, except for that I am a poker expert.

Originally posted by 42Bardock
Hi Mr. Wiggles my number one and so far only non-Bardock guest in this Thread.
The problem is don't know what wild cards are.
Then I don't know how you raise and how you get new cards, except for that I am a poker expert.

😑😑 poker expert? when you call, you bet enough to match what has been bet since the last time you bet (for instance, if you bet a dime last time, and someone else bet a quarter, you would owe fifteen cents) , When you raise, you first bet enough to match what has been bet since the last time you bet (as in calling), then you 'raise' the bet another amount (up to you, but there is typically a limit.) Continuing the above example, if you had bet a dime, the other person raised you fifteen cents (up to a quarter), you might raise a quarter (up to fifty cents). Since you owed the pot 15 cents for calling and 25 for your raise, you would put 40 cents into the pot, When you fold, you drop out of the current hand (losing any possibility of winning the pot), but you don't have to put any money into the pot.

oh and wild cards

wild cards are cards which can take on whatever suit and rank the holder wants Sometimes jokers will be used as wild cards, other times, the game will specify which cards are wild (deuces, one-eyed jacks, or whatever)

Aren't you all bored? No one posts in the Threads I want them to post in. And then there are these smartasses that post in my Batcave. Tss. If they at least were entertaining, or sexy girls droolio

uhh, bardock its [smilie] not [similie]

Oh thank you Mr.Wiggles. The Poker expert was a joke by the way.

I reset youir guest status you are now a guest again.

I see I made a mistake, Its my Batcave, I can magge ass manny misdakes sa Ay wont.

when was my guest status off?

and, if you want to play blackjack and hookers, just go to the gentlemans club!

wahhhhhhhhhhhhh , respect my authority.

Hahhahahahaha, I just watched some stupid movie and some guy was named Dickless, hahahaha can you belive that?

Sure, I can. Whats your point?