The first topic to be closed in the pad!

Ok, someone do something bad to get this closed 😛

It's not possible to close anything here. The place would collapse 😖

Well at the speed that the pad is growing, it should be safely closed in about 30 minutes... look at all the new threads starting! 😱

So, what are y'all? Republicans or democrats? 😛 😉

I have no clue, er im the green party?

I like sucking on big fat Polish sausages! 🤺

wtf...

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Ooh, smooth diversion 😂
Good one Tex! 🙂 👆

Jesus wrote a blank check. One I haven't cashed quite yet.

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You guys are going to stop at nothing to keep this thread alive and on-topic, are you? 😖

jesus is a good guy

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Jesus wrote a blank check. One I haven't cashed quite yet.

It's a Cake song. It's on their first album. 😊

OMG, I had to hide the bizzznong today when the SBC guy came over to fix my phone line! 😊

*gasp*

..your phone line was broken! 🙁

Cake is also good, both the band and the dessert rock.....more so the band

I like chocolate cake. 🙂

Originally posted by JKozzy
Ok, someone do something bad to get this closed 😛

You had to ask?

When I was thirteen someone in my year group was jerking off in the shower.

That's nothing, a kid at our school was found jerking in the bathroom with nil clothes on... by the ASSISTANT PRINCIPAL! Suspended, obviously. And gross. His new name is "Spanky" 😖

My post would have got this thread closed in the OTF 😕