'Da Ego Cru' ~ Elite Egotists Only

Yah, let's all get it on, ghetto fabulous style fab

Obviously, entry is restricted to the elite, you must adore yourself beyond the point of natural appreciation. Like me. And Thael.

Although there isn't actually a set restriction, should you enter and be deemed unsatisfactorily egotistical you will be driven out.

I love me fab

Well, Syren kinda covered it all there, so I'll just mention (in case you haven't noticed) that I am a stud. flex

I love me too. fab

Everything I do is just to benefit of it.

I hate everyone else, I am my god.

I am the bestest of the best. Est fab

Impressive ego you have there B. thumbsup

But everything I touch turns to GOLD.

Touch me fab

Originally posted by Syren
Touch me fab

Where would you like me to touch you? 😖hifty:

Anywhere stimulating fab

Originally posted by Syren
Anywhere stimulating fab

I don't think you want that turned to gold, makes things....... difficult. 😖hifty:

You stole that,....from me, nah actually from midas but anyway.
My ego can eat xyour ego anyday and still have enough space for the universe to fit in, that big is it.

Did I mention that I am great? I think you should bow before me.

😂 Try my nipples 😱

Did I just type that???

did she just type that?

Originally posted by Bardock42
that big is it.

Hello Yoda *snort*

My words in order put I shall?

😆

Your words in order chronological should you put?

Folks, seriously , you are all cool and stuff (not really but lets leave it like that for the moment)
But my ego is just the egofullest of all, seriously I have the ****ing coolest cave in the world and I don't let anybody join nor post in it.

Oh yeah And I ****ING RULE

I had a cave called Syren's Crevice at one point fab It was so unholy *snort* that it got closed.

Strong the Dark SIde is in order of chronological. Feel that I do.

Originally posted by Bardock42
You stole that,....from me, nah actually from midas but anyway.
My ego can eat xyour ego anyday and still have enough space for the universe to fit in, that big is it.

Did I mention that I am great? I think you should bow before me.

I bet you don't look after your ego like I do. I feed my ego all the time, my self-affirming exercises every morning really help.

I say to myself; "You are Thael, a beast of a man, you're strong, confident, you are Thael, and women want you" thumbsup

crazy

Quit it, dickwad fab