A) What is the first thing you'd say to certain members?
"I'M DETECTIVE JOHN KIMBLE!."
B) What is the first thing you'd do to certain members?
Debate.
C) Who is the most likely candidate for you to be hanging with and who would join you?
Namely Austin, Mr. Zero, Evil Dead, BackFire, SlipknoT, Eggmayo, Solo, and the rest of the KMC Horror forum and DVD Talk crews. Thems muh niggaz.
D) If everything was a go ahead, which established/known KMC member do you think is MOST likely to pull out and not show up?
RagesRemorse. He comes off as incredibly misanthropic and anti-social. No offense.
E) Who would you be looking for first?
BackFire or Mane.
F) Who would be the life of the party? Death of the Party?
Life would be Tex, naturally. Perhaps Syren. Death would be yours truely.
and finally...
G) If you could give ANY member an entrance theme to the place of meeting, with all the fanfare to signify their arrival, who do you think would have it and what song would it be?
Mr. Zero, ushered in with Denis Leary's "I'm An Ass-hole".