Breaking news!!!!

This just in: I bought a box of girl scout cookies. They taste like cardboard. I'm going to go find that little girl and demand that she give me my $3.50 back! 😠

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
I love your sarcasm....very nice 😎

WHY THANK YOU!! 😄

*dont worry thats not sarcasm!!!!!*

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*boycotts girlscout cookies*

😂

Oh my god! Ive got some terrible news for everybody. Please be warned that a dog crapped in my yard and it could be heading to your yard next!

be warned ..... the pad wont be here long 😉

BREAKING NEWS!!!! I HAVE FINALLY HAD A THREAD GET CLOSED!!

MANY THANKS TH!!

er..AND...NOW FOR THE TIME.........ITS 5 O' Clock SOMEWHERE!!!
*the kool-aid is kickin in*

2:08 AM, BOY HAS TWO PROJECTS TO DO, NOT STARTED YET! IS DUE THE NEXT MORNY! BOY SAYS HAS GOOD REASON, YET OVERWORKING IS STILL CRUEL!

WILL CRASH OVERLOAD SUCCEDE!!??!!

AND MY KEEP IT REAL THREAD IS GOING STRONG YET IS CLOSED!!
TH AMAZING MOD POWERS AT WORK!!

AND NOW TO DAN FOR THE WEATHER!

in other news......
*mass suicide attempt fail's when instead of Arsnic, cheeze wizz was slipped into the kool-aid...................

I WON GOLD MEDAL IN THE HUDSON COUNTY SCIENCE FAIR (well in the Zoology category 😄)

Kaleanae that sig is nutz!

CONGRATS!!

I will make a recap at the end of the day!!

Oh and ummmm

BREAKING NEWS

I just bought 10 boxes of girl scout cookies from the cutest little girlscout. She was missing her front tooth and she said

"Hey Mister! would you Pweeeze buy some girl scout cookies"

that broke me...
So i bought 5 boxes for $4 a piece and she gave me this huge smile with the missing tooth and everything....so i bought 5 more.

*notes transaction for the daily recap........

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I have a pepsi on my desk, now the question is it half empty? or do i need to make sure i have plenty of reserves O' pepsi?

Breaking news!

Its officially broken.... 😕

How can news be breaking, has it broken anything near you 🤨

breaking news, i touched myself