Please don't type my first name anymore!

Too many people in real life are coming up to me saying, "Oh, you are that guy on KMC who posts all that crazy stuff, aren't you. Did you really have sex with a llama?"

So, please folks, let's refrain from using my first name, m'kay. 😬

Gotcha, Preston (yeah, someone would have said it)

What ever you say

Ok but just if you tell me your full name.

But how the **** does that happenm? Do those people like have no life but looking for people they know on the internet or what?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Ok but just if you tell me your full name.

But how the **** does that happenm? Do those people like have no life but looking for people they know on the internet or what?

No, I go looking for them. 😮

And I'm just kidding folks, I don't care if you type my name. 😄 😛 As far as you all know, it may not even be my real name! 😱

Preston is his name

He looks really Irish, don't you think?

We dont know that for shure 😖hifty: 😛

I might bump in to you preston

Originally posted by Agent 69
Preston is his name

My name really isn't Preston. That's my dog's name. I told everyone a long time ago that my name was Preston to protect my real identity. That pic in my sig, that's really an old picture of Brad Pitt. And if you ever talked to me on the phone, you were really talking to my neighbor, Jim. He's a football coach. 🍺

Originally posted by Agent 69
I might bump in to you preston

I was planning on going to Ireland this March, but now my travel buddy wants to go to Brazil in the Summer, so I may not go to Ireland afterall. But when I do, you me and Corran will have to have a beer!

Err yes, well then, your dog got a cool name hahahaha
Loser

Hey Preston, how was your day? I really like that picture of you in your sig, Preston. Damn, Preston, you've got to be the coolest cat on KMC. Is it okay if I start calling you P-Master, Preston my good man? It's funny, I've never met a guy named Preston before you. I wonder if all other Prestons are tired hikers. That would be some freaky shit, wouldn't it, Preston. Well, nice talking to you Preston, have a nice evening. 1eye

^this was soooooooo innovative

DR = 😂 😊

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
As far as you all know, it may not even be my real name! 😱

yeah it might be melvin 😱 thats what ill call you from now on

i now dub you melvin!

Theres this reall fat farmer in my town named Preston

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Theres this reall fat farmer in my town named Preston

That's me! 😱

No way, this gy smells bad and always wear suspenders

😂