say nothing but movie quotes. not including smilies!

"are you always drunk at night?"

"no...sometimes I'm drunk by noon"

~The forgotten

"Don't like her?! What's wrong with her? She's smart, beautiful, she's got huge...tracks of land.."

"I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hamster, and your father smell't of elderberries!"

"We do routines and chorus scenes, with foot work in-pec-cable, we dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and spam-a-lot..."

"on second thought, let's no tgo to camelot, it is a silly place"

"did you kill that guy?"

"no the bullets and the fall killed him"

~Collateral

"Oh, bad Zoot, naughty Zoot!"

"Just when I thought you were a kool guy"

"I am a kool guy."

~Collateral

_Tom Cruise

"When will i learn what a hickey is?"

--The Kid

"Open up, you flower fu<kers!" -Stiffler, American wedding

You think your too cool for school..........

Well i've got a newsflash for you............

You aren't!

Zoolander.

"I shot her five times!

Nobody can stand up after that!"

"The ***** ain't walking now."

~Resident Evil

"In the poker game of life the woman is always the rake. The f***ing rake."

--The Rounders

"you wanna play? ok, i play with you!!!"
tony montana, scarface.....

"That woman deserves her revenge...and we deserve to die...but then again, so does she."

"Are you running some kind of funhouse here Wonka?"
"Why, having fun?"

"Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler"

"they're animals, and i slaughtered them like animals.....i hate them!!!"
anakin skywalker

"F***!"

--The Rounders
(and possibly many more R-rated movies)
😛

"Don't be messin' with me Lee. I will slap you so hard, you'll end up in the Ming Dynasty. I mean it man, I'll ***** slap you back to Bangcock."

Detective James Carter (Chris Tucker)
RUSH HOUR 2