say nothing but movie quotes. not including smilies!

"maybe we could cut the mouse in half and feed him half today and half on Saturday?"

~Road Trip

lol
"Cause Scottie doesn't know"

Euro Trip

"Put your shirt back on white boy!"

~Euro Trip

"you know you got a little bit of dirt right there*

>>>Euro Trip

"yes!

Do you see this?

With this nickel, I can retire!

I quit!"

~Eurotrip

"those bloody french people"

>Euro Trip<

"this isn't just any camera!

This is a Lika M6"

or...whatever the hell the number was called...

~Eurotrip

" she looks like she drunk"
<Shaun of the Dead>

"It's not cheating if you spread peanut butter all over your testicles and let your dog lick it off."

~Road Trip

"what do ya kill a cheeta?"

Road Trip

"you should come over here and see these rats! They **** just like we do!

The big papa rat is just piledriving the other one!"

~Bad Boys II

This town is like a big great pussy waiting to be ****ed

Scarface

"How old are you?

16

16? Boy you look like you thirty!"

>Bad Boys ll

"dicks are like pussies and pussies are like assholes because the dicks **** the pussies but sometimes, the pussies can become assholes...because they're only an inch and a half away from assholes. But we have to stop that ******* because if we don't they will just shit all over everything."

~Team America

lol

"u say something

BoooooooooooooooooBs

nice...."

Mr. Deeds

"Are you drunk every night?"

" No...sometimes I'm drunk by noon."

~The forgotten

" what are you doing, honey?

i'm having sex with a girl friend

great as long as you don't join the army"

Rick

*points at paper*

"laminated!"

~daddy day care

"Fine you go with your friends and die and then you'll go to hell

okay"

South Park: Bigger Longer and UNcut

"****in llama!"

~Dude where's my car?