say nothing but movie quotes. not including smilies!

"there's something in her hand!"

"they're cookies!!!"

~The whole 10 yards

"I wouldn't be here today if it wasn't for the greatest tradition of all."

"And what would that be?"

"Honor... Sir"

~Men of Honor

fubar

-saving private ryan

Give me twelve cookie!

~Men of Honor

"why do you wanna kill squirrels?"

"cuz they're gay."

~Cabin fever

"The fault dear Brutus lies not in the stars but ourselves as we are underlings"

~Julius Caesar the movie

"maybe I could just steal a kid. I'd be a great father."

~The whole ten yards

Ka kaw ka kaaa tookie tookie

'Evolution'

ive always said you have far too many brains to have an ass like that''

' you were only ment to blow the bloody doors off'

''well i sure aint gonna show you my dick''

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.

tom: There's no money, there's no weed. It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses.

'lock stock'

i love the smell of napalm in the morning!'

winston: Charles, get the rifle out. We're being fc/uked

Temptation is illusion. But the time for trickery is past. In this game, we show ourselves as we really are.

Winston:..We grow copious amounts of ganja here, and you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-fc/uking-culturalist.

Down the dark decades of your pain, THIS.... will seem like a memory of Heaven.

adam:..I don't give a crap if you covered yourself in peanut butter and had a 15 hooker gang bang