say nothing but movie quotes. not including smilies!

"Stop being nice to me Matty, I don't deserve it." 13GO30

"FREAK!"
--X-Men

hyakugojyuuichi

'I'm leaving you Jerry, and im taking the monkey with me '

-Jim Carrey 😍
The Majestic

"Oh smite me oh mighty smiter!"

~ Bruce All mighty

_Jim Carey

"Everybody Wang Chung tonight! 😄" 13GO30

"We are the knights who say Ni!"

"Is this some white c*nts joke that black c*nts dont get? Cuz i'm not F*CKING laughing NichoLAAS!"

"Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three ****in' seconds, to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull **** you." Full Metal Jacket

"AND THEN! You will cut down the tallest ttree in the forrest using only this...HERRING!"

"How tall are you soldier! 5'10? God damnit! I didnt know they stacked sh*t that high!"

"And how shall we f**k off, oh lord?"

"I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs."
"The hell I don't. LISTEN KID. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes."
Airplane

Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays

Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

Everybody heard me say reset button right?

Originally posted by Soth
Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

"Not at all they could be carried."

My pussy wagon died on me.

"My name is Alice, and I remeber everything."

"watch out for the yellow ones they don't stop!"

~Elf

_Will Farell