say nothing but movie quotes. not including smilies!

You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music -- Jim Carrey

"Walk down the right back ally in Sin City and you can find anything...anything"

~Sin City

If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!-Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

"Oh great, lets go back inside and have a shit."

~Bruce Allmighty

"Aw sugar, you just gone and done the dumest thing in your whole life."

~SC

Lois: How would you like it if I made your life a living hell?
Ace: Well, Lois, I'm not quite ready for a relationship right now, but maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number still 911?-Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

" D I V O R C E, you filthy hick!"

"Deadly little Miho."

~SC

Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.-Dumb and Dumber

"You'll only feel it if she wants you to. She twists the blade...he feels it."

~SC

Edgar Friendly: I'm no leader. I do what I have to do - sometimes people come with me.-Demolition Man

why would you wanna marry me?

So I can kiss ya whenever I want

~ sweet home Alabama

"Goldie...she says her name is Goldie..."

~SC

Mrs. White: Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable.-Clue

We're the sons of peasants. Glory, and riches, and stars are beyond our grasps. But a full stomach, that dream can come true. -A knights Tale...

"Our lives are in danger!"

~clue

" I waited three years, why didnt you write me?"

~The Note book

"Wouldn't it be nice if we were older..."

50 first dates

"does this suit make me look fat?"
"no...your face does"

"My sweet Cordillia..."

~SC