A wise man once told me (finish sentence)

Like the thread says... 🙂

A wise man once told me that two wrongs don't make a right, but two lefts make a U-turn.

A wise man once told me it is best to be quiet and be called an idiot then to open ones mouth and release all doubt.

...that only idiots retain their overlarge egos.

A wise man once told me that it's better to be at the bottom of a ladder you want to climb, rather then be at the top of one you'd rather jump off 😬

A wise man once told me nobody hates forums 🙂

A WISE MAN ONCE TOLD ME NOT TO BUY A UNEDUCATED DWARF IT'S NOT BIG AND IT'S NOT SMART

...what the hell?

A wise man once told me to wake up from my dreams and start thinking realistic.

A wise man once told me to stop stealing apples from his lemon tree. (quiet ironic as I was in another town at the time)

Good one.

A wise man once told me never get your meat where you get your bread
A wise man once told me baseball is all wrong a man with four balls is not able to walk
A wise man once told me man trapped in pantry has ass in jam

A wise man once told me that in life you gotta work hard. But in my case I hardly work.

A wise man once told me it's better to live shouting than die without a voice. (In terms of speaking up for yourself).

-AC

a wise man once told me that man who stand on toilet is high on sh!t

Wasn't exactly wise then was he? Just making a joke 😉.

-AC

Its times like this I wish I'd listened to what my mother told me....

😕 what did she tell u..

Originally posted by GABRIEL05

A wise man once told me baseball is all wrong a man with four balls is not able to walk

A wise man once told me to bring tofu next time