Who'd give Milla one?

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
WANTED:

mobile male, unattractive, not young, open minded.
Must have no inhibitions, must be inventive, articulate and can smile for the camera.
All interested parties, please reply to:

S. Moose
President, Green Forrest Productions
17th Pine Tree on the left
Canada

Originally posted by Corran
I've been chatting with Milla about her situation, it seems she is desperate, like almost really desperate. Well when I say chatting, she may have mentioned once or twice that she is getting desperate, soooo, is there anyone out there that would be willing to help the delectable Milla out and give her a job so that she can earn a little extra money to supplement her further education?

I know I'd give one if I had hald the opportunity.

I don't have a job for her, but I do have a position. She can adopt me and be my mommy! 😊

I think she might prefer the position BF has in mind.

Are we actually being serious here?

Originally posted by Corran
pick me, pick me.

Outta me way sister!! 😒

flirt1 *wiggles her ass into Scotts office...for...an...interview*

Originally posted by Corran
pick me, pick me.

Euuuh...you don't really meet the criteria, but...I'm an equal opportunity employer...so...sell yourself!

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Outta me way sister!! 😒

flirt1 *wiggles her ass into Scotts office...for...an...interview*

*tosses Corran out of the office*

Thanks for your interest!

*turns to Milla*

Now...you OBVIOUSLY have what I am looking for...I just need to probe a bit deeper... droolio

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
*tosses Corran out of the office*

Thanks for your interest!

*turns to Milla*

Now...you OBVIOUSLY have what I am looking for...I just need to probe a bit deeper... droolio

flirt1 yeah, would you like to see my resume!

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
flirt1 yeah, would you like to see my resume!

Is it on paper? 😎

Or would you prefer to give it to me orally?

shockish PG -13!! shockish

Holy Toledo!

Scott's walking the line without a net!

HAHAHAHAHA! I'm actually laughing.

-AC

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
shockish PG -13!! shockish

Yeah? Where is YOUR dirty mind? Would you like to give me the details in words, or on paper?

Honestly! What kind of employer do you think I am?

Originally posted by Canadian Moose

Honestly! What kind of employer do you think I am?

A distinctly red light one.

Originally posted by eggmayo
A distinctly red light one.

Quiet you!

I'm an upstanding member of the Chamber of Commerce and I uphold the highest moral standards.

*shows Egger a tiny lace teddy*

Will Milla look hot in this or WHAT?! droolio

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
Quiet you!

I'm an upstanding member of the Chamber of Commerce and I uphold the highest moral standards.

*shows Egger a tiny lace teddy*

Will Milla look hot in this or WHAT?! droolio

Teddy?

😕

lol!

In England a teddy is a soft toy..

It's also a garment of ladies underwear.

cry

I really, really don't like this.

What Teddies?