If you could talk to god, what would you say?

Assuming that there were a god (a hypothetical situation):

If you knew his phone number, and could ask him one question OR say one thing to him, what would it be???

If you could talk to god, what would you say?

i'd tell him where to shove it.

God why were yuo not with me when my parents remarried to two horrible people?JM

Why?

If you could talk to god, what would you say?

This world really needs your help. Fix it ASAP.

'Hello God. Its me, Chris, you made me 😄
You couldnt perhaps take a rib of mine and make me one of those biblical leaf-wearing gals could you?

I would say " Sir I am sorry that I didn't belive in you Sir"
"since your pure existence destroyed just all of my beliefs I will go aboot kill myself now"
"Hahah jus kiddin dude, well so why did you create us, I mean you are all omnipotent and stuff you know"
"Since you know everything and shite you probably know this question we got on earth, so could you create a stone that is so heavy that you can't lift it?"
"Anotherthing, why the **** did you bang some earthwoman? I mean well I don't see the point, and this bible thing, why is it so ****ed up"
"Oh wait, before you answer any of this, do I have any chance to go to heaven? You could show me around a little. Oh yes if I can'T then **** you and the Horse you rode in on, if not well then forget aboot that."
Well probably a lot more you know, he's the DUDe (if he exists that is)

Haha that were a lot more, well sorry didn't read the piost 😮 anyway if itr was one
I would call and ask " Why the **** just one you sick ****?"

"id say that it's nothing personal, but i just find him offensive as a concept"

"Sorry"

Stop talking to god people, she aint listening.

God has given us everything on this planet to ensure our survival and pursuit of happiness.

It's up to us as human beings to advance our technology and culture to better our lives.

Get off your knees and make a difference yourself.

"yo"

i'd ***** slap him around the universe.

"who's yo daddy"

You can talk to God, so your question doesn't make sense to me. You can talk to him all the time.

well what does he say?
Did you ask him any of that s far?
And? What did he answer?

if there was a god and i could talk to god...............
why did you talk my mom and dad away? they were believers, why didnt you challange me?

^ = ???
"Hey God....can you settle the differences between all of your followers? Please?"

Stop talking to god people, she aint listening.

Why would you refer to God as she?

Why would you refer to God as she?