Librarian - THE HOTTEST PROFESSION

Librarians are hot. They have knowledge and power over their domain. When you enter a library, you enter as a supplicant. It is the librarian that must strip you bare of your layers of obfuscation and find you what you really came for.

I want a librarian...badly...can anyone help me?

You are weird sometimes Moose...
SOME librarians are hot. Not ALL.

What about when they're old and horrible and all they say is shhhhhh and its in that row

*is a librarian* fab

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
What about when they're old and horrible and all they say is shhhhhh and its in that row

😆 OMG, Milla.... that is so spot on 😄

Originally posted by Syren
*is a librarian* fab

Ergo, my thread. 😄

Ergo, my man 😍

Scott, between you and I, they're overrated. The young, cute and weirdly sexy glasses wearing ones you mean anyway.

Trust me. Overrated.

The wild sexual animals you imagine being beneath the boring exterior really aren't there. Just a boring interior for the most part.

-AC

I thought about being a librarian, but I wanted to work with animals more

The librarian at Brunel didn't find it funny when I asked her if she had "Fly Fishing" by JR Hartley.

Not at all. ❌

😆

I don't use my profession to promote undercover sexiness. I'm just outwardly hot fab

No wait... wrong thread.

*goes to find Ego Competition*

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Scott, between you and I, they're overrated. The young, cute and weirdly sexy glasses wearing ones you mean anyway.

Trust me. Overrated.

The wild sexual animals you imagine being beneath the boring exterior really aren't there. Just a boring interior for the most part.

-AC

But I only want one. 😍

*needs some form of explanation first* schmoll

"But I only want one."

Trust me. You think "Wow, those Librarian chicks must be bursting with repressed sexualistic energy!".

They're not. I know from experience. That's all you're getting out of me.

-AC

Who cares about sexual energy? It's not a big deal

Chill out Vaya. It's called a joke.

Don't hate the playa, hate the game.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri

I know from experience. That's all you're getting out of me.

-AC

Yeah, right.... to the first comment.

And YEAH, right... to the second.

I don't hate. Just saying that is was not that important

It's a stereotype Vaya, quite an amusing one.

Ok I've actually had enough of you.

Just because you're having a bad day, PMSing or what the **** else is wrong with you, doesn't give you the right to come on here and act like a complete and utter *****.

You have the ****ing nerve to call me obnoxious? You are just about the single most fickle, mood changing person I have ever seen on this boards and what you need to do is grow the **** up. Stop acting all happy and jolly when things work out fine for you and when someone takes it where you don't wanna go, turn to ***** mode.

If you don't like me writing to you, don't ****ing write to me. Don't turn on me, then switch and say you're proud to have me as a friend then switch back.

Get a ****ing sense of humour.

-AC