Lord Nelson, Lord Beaverbrook, Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Anthony Eden, Clement Atlee, Henry Cooper, Lady Diana!!! [At this point the commentator rambles on in Norwegian for a couple of seconds] Maggie Thatcher. Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating. Your boys took one hell of a beating."
"Norwegian football commentator made after Norway's unexpected victory against England in September 1981."
You can hear it for yourself at http://www.btinternet.com/~alexc/chelsea.htm
Cricket
"The bowler's Holding the batsman's Willey" attributed to BBC commentator Brian Johnston.
perhaps one of the best pieces of commentary of all time ;D .........
" A cricket pitch is much like a mini-skirt. Tempting what it shows, but vital what it conceals. "
- indian cricket commentator (name escapes me). said during the india tour to NZ about a year and a half ago.
Motty at Euro '96 just after Germany had subbed thier strikers said "I wonder if this new pairing will do any better, Kuntz." ;D ;D ;D
He's so happy - he looks like a dog who's just won a year's supply of Bonio!" - Sid Waddell
"And where were the germans? but frankly, who cares?" - Barry Davies
And because it's topical...
"OOH! That was a reacher! he's got his Spotter's badge!" - Big Ron
more quality Sid waddell comments:-
"Bristow reasons... Bristow quickens... aaah, Bristow." ;D
"Even Hypotenuse would have trouble working out these angles"
"Shumachers on his 198th race, so in two races time he'll be on his about 200th" - Martin Brundle
Martin Brudle is God! Here is a website decicated to his great one liners: - http://www.brundle.free-online.co.uk/
http://tabmok99-2.mortalkombatonline.com/kombat_pavilion.html
The mike tyson MK fight. at the end he makes his infamous speech 😆 LMAO
'It's headed away by John Clark, using his head.' - Derek Rae
'If that had gone in, it would have been a goal.' - David Coleman
'And with just 4 minutes gone, the score is already 0-0.' - Ian Darke
'McCarthy shakes his head in agreement with the referee.' - Martin Tyler
'Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.' - David Acfield
'Sporting Lisbon in their green and white hoops, looking like a team of zebras.' - Peter Jones
'Forest have now lost six matches without winning.' - David Coleman
Interviewer: 'Would it be fair to describe you as a volatile player?'
David Beckham: 'Well, I can play in the centre, on the right and occasionally on the left side.'
'I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.' - David Beckham
'Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager I've ever had.' - David Beckham
'One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best.'
- Alan Shearer
'I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.' - Mark Draper
'Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win.' - Vinny Jones
"We'll have more football in a minute, but first we have highlights of the Scottish League Cup final."
- Gary Newbon, the question is - was it intentional?
"I was gonna rip his heart out. Im the best eva, im the most brutal, most vicous, and most ruthless champion that theres eva been. Theres no one that could stop me. Im Alexander, hes no alexander im the best eva, there nobody who eva been this ruthless. Im that sensitive that no one than santa claus. Theres no one that can match me, My style is impetious and my defence is impregnible, Im jus furocious, I wanna eat ya heart, I wanna eat ya children."
MIKE TYSON
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