"...asking the viewer to accept Tara Reid as a scientist is pure insanity, requiring a staggering leap of faith that I can't even begin to contemplate."
-- David Nusair, REEL FILM REVIEWS
"Reid delivers her lines as though she is calling for another round of Mai Tais for the house."
-- Nell Minow, MOVIE MOM AT YAHOO! MOVIES
This is exactly the reason why I didn't go see this movie, bad casting among other things, not to mention the fact that Uwe Boll was directing, oh yeah that reminds me one more....
"Saying Uwe Boll鈥檚 Alone in the Dark is better than his 2003 American debut House of the Dead is akin to praising syphilis for not being HIV."
-- Nicholas Schager, SLANT MAGAZINE
That's hilarious 馃槅
The only positive note: I heard the monsters were pretty cool, they were just like the video game.