Niftiest Effing Song Title Ever.

I'm partial to "Someday, In The Event That Mankind Actually Figures Out What It Is That This World Revolves Around, Thousands Of People Are Going To Be Shocked and Perplexed To Find Out That It Is Not Them" by The Chariot.

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"Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me and My Monkey" by The Beatles.
"Good To Know That If I Ever Need Attention All I Have To Do Is Die" by Brand New
"Decleration of Incompetence" by Owen
"He Ain't Heavy He's My Brother" by the Righteous Brothers

Me and My monkey- Robbie Williams ( even though the song sucks and so does the singer)

Best song titles...time to take a little trip through NOFX land:

Professional Crastination
You Drink, You Drive, You Spill
Jeff Wears Birkenstocks
Philthy Phil Philanthropist
Eat The Meek
Party Enema
Three Shits To The Wind
And Now For Something Completely Similar
Take 2 Placebos And Call Me Lame
Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't)
Bath Of Least Resistance
Fun Things To F*ck (If You're A Winner)
Please Stop F*cking My Mom
The Irrationality of Rationality
American Errorist (I Hate Hate Haters)
Whoops, I OD'd

Anal C*nt have the funniest song titles ever.

-AC

I'm partial to Tool titles..

"Prison Sex" anyone??

The Smiths have good song titles: There Is A Light That Never Goes Out, or The Boy With the Thorn In His Side. The Patient is a really good title.

Frank Zappa has a lot of good ones as well. The Illinois Enema Bandit, or Baby, Take Your Teeth Out.

Originally posted by Sickened.
I'm partial to "Someday, In The Event That Mankind Actually Figures Out What It Is That This World Revolves Around, Thousands Of People Are Going To Be Shocked and Perplexed To Find Out That It Is Not Them" by The Chariot.

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some Dead Kennedys songs:
Nazi Punks F*ck Off
Too Drunk To F*ck
Kinky Sex Makes The World Go 'Round
A Growing Boy Needs His Lunch
Saturday Night Holocaust

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Anal C*nt have the funniest song titles ever.

-AC

i was going to say that 😛

and "a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying" - bloodhound gang

Originally posted by Deathblow
Best song titles...time to take a little trip through NOFX land:

Professional Crastination
You Drink, You Drive, You Spill
Jeff Wears Birkenstocks
Philthy Phil Philanthropist
Eat The Meek
Party Enema
Three Shits To The Wind
And Now For Something Completely Similar
Take 2 Placebos And Call Me Lame
Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't)
Bath Of Least Resistance
Fun Things To F*ck (If You're A Winner)
Please Stop F*cking My Mom
The Irrationality of Rationality
American Errorist (I Hate Hate Haters)
Whoops, I OD'd

NOFX are so awesome 😆

'You know what they do to guys like us in prison' - MCR
'Prison Sex' - Tool
'3 Libras' - APC
'Magdalena' - APC
'Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough For The Two Of Us' -MCR
'Drowning Lessons' - MCR
'Early Sunsets Over Monroeville; - MCR
'It's Not A Fashion Statement, It's A F.ucking Deathwish' -MCR

Anal ****, ha.
Y-O-U-R-E-G-A-Y, YOU'RE GAY!!!

I'm partial to "311 Sucks" and "I Became a Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked for It" by good ole' AC.

Originally posted by Furious Angel
i was going to say that 😛

and "a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying" - bloodhound gang

Bloodhound Gang is just hilarious in general...look at the name of their CD, "Hooray for Boobies"...😆

"Hooker with a Penis" -- Tool

Some girls are bigger than others
Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me and My Monkey
Osciliate wildly

Im quite partial to AC titles myself too....
Hitler was a sensitive man
Easy E got AIDS from Freddie Mercury
I snuck a retard into a sperm bank
I sold your dog to a chinese resturant...
BUT...how bout S.O.D.'s little half brother M.O.D.?
Bubble Butt
A.I.D.S. (A-nally Inflicted Death Sentence)
Arent you hungry
Dont Feed the Bears
Hate Tank....(The love boat..THE HATE TANK!!!!)🤘

Waterwings and other poolside fashion faux pas - Alexisonfire
get up you son of a ***** 'cause mickey loves ya - The Bled

Herojuana
A Lapdance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying
If You Own The Washington Redskins You're a Cock
(Lord It's Hard To Be Happy When You're Not) Using The Metric System
Ob-La-Di , Ob-La-Da

Ok my one sucks compared to most but this song always makes me laugh...

Mephiskapheles - Bumblebee Tuna

Nightmares Win 6-0