SpiderMan and Black Cat Vs Batman And Catwoman

Started by Hulk_Power2 pages

Spidey and Black Cat win. Not that easily but they still win.

Spider-man can take batman and Catwoman solo. A super hero always beats a normal hero. Spider-man is 15x stronger, agile and durable than peak human, and don't forget his spider-sense.

Dude... Batman is totally a Superhero. And also, for the record, Spiderman and Black cat take it because while Bats and Spiderman duke it out (I think Spidey would win, just not as fast as Bcat takes CWoman) Black cat wins her fight, then Bats has not chance.

I don't necessarily agree that superhero > human everytime. Case in point any GLA member vs Batman.

Back on topic though Spider-Man solos this. He's too fast, strong and agile for both Bats and Cats (heh I made a rhyme) and one hit for each of them is all he would need

This is no contest. Team Spidey in a curbstomp.

Parker and Bruce sit back and relax while watching their two fangirls beat the shit out of each other.

Originally posted by grey fox
Parker and Bruce sit back and relax while watching their two fangirls beat the shit out of each other.

Well lets throw Mary Jane in the also. hehe

Originally posted by doctorstrongbad
Well lets throw Mary Jane in the also. hehe

B: That red-head yours ?

S : Yeah , why ?

B : Oh nothing...just generally wondered. I mean I've had a few hundred gorgeous women willing to jump on my bone and all you have is one mildly hot red head.

S : *Grabs bats by the scruff of his cloak* Look b*tch I may not have all those so called 'gorgeous women' but what I do have includes a few hot-in-a-nerdy- librarian -way girls, one black chick, three blondes AND a damn fangirl down their who's gonna rip your whores head clean off !

B : I think I need my bat diapers !

Originally posted by doctorstrongbad
Well lets throw Mary Jane in the also. hehe

May aswell through in some rain to, wet Shirts for the win!

Originally posted by Sparkz
May aswell through in some rain to, wet Shirts for the win!

Why stop there? Three way KY jelly wrestling match ftw

Originally posted by grey fox
B: That red-head yours ?

S : Yeah , why ?

B : Oh nothing...just generally wondered. I mean I've had a few hundred gorgeous women willing to jump on my bone and all you have is one mildly hot red head.

S : *Grabs bats by the scruff of his cloak* Look b*tch I may not have all those so called 'gorgeous women' but what I do have includes a few hot-in-a-nerdy- librarian -way girls, one black chick, three blondes AND a damn fangirl down their who's gonna rip your whores head clean off !

B : I think I need my bat diapers !

That is too dam funny. hehe

Originally posted by marvelprince
Why stop there? Three way KY jelly wrestling match ftw

Naked Mud Wrestling!!

Ok I think we've lost the point of this topic, ah well its for the best.

Originally posted by Sparkz
Naked Mud Wrestling!!

Ok I think we've lost the point of this topic, ah well its for the best.

Huh...wat...there was a point to this topic? Guess I got distracted 😄

Originally posted by marvelprince
Huh...wat...there was a point to this topic? Guess I got distracted 😄

Erm... I think it has something to do with 3 women have naked mud wrestling, and if they have the sudden urge to become Lesbians so be it heh heh heh, While Spider-man and batman watch, with batman describing how he has a mud wrestling inducer in his Utility belt.

Originally posted by grey fox
B: That red-head yours ?

S : Yeah , why ?

B : Oh nothing...just generally wondered. I mean I've had a few hundred gorgeous women willing to jump on my bone and all you have is one mildly hot red head.

S : *Grabs bats by the scruff of his cloak* Look b*tch I may not have all those so called 'gorgeous women' but what I do have includes a few hot-in-a-nerdy- librarian -way girls, one black chick, three blondes AND a damn fangirl down their who's gonna rip your whores head clean off !

B : I think I need my bat diapers !

Bwahaha!

By the wat, Batman and Catwoman die horrible deaths as thier heads get punched off by class 15 fists.

Originally posted by Sparkz
Erm... I think it has something to do with 3 women have naked mud wrestling, and if they have the sudden urge to become Lesbians so be it heh heh heh, While Spider-man and batman watch, with batman describing how he has a mud wrestling inducer in his Utility belt.

Thats Batman. Always prepared for any situation. Bet this is his favorite contingency plan

Originally posted by marvelprince
Thats Batman. Always prepared for any situation. Bet this is his favorite contingency plan

Contingency Plan? I bet its his first choice when 2 women are in the same room...