Random POC

hey that was Jacks rum....OMG ITS JACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *points at jack on the floor passed out* oh hes so beautiful!!!!!!

JDF: who?... 😑
oh....OMG!!!!!... 😱

*runs behind JDF* what do we do?? leave him?? Or take him??

*busts in2 room*
TAKE HIM!!!!😱

what do we do with him? He's...DRUNK!!!! Passed out to be exact...should we wake him up?

.........Yes😄

Tink: errrr...ok....*pokes jack*...hello?

Jack: *grunts*

Tink: Don't think it worked...

Hmmm........*runs off then comes back with a detinator*
Wake up or Ill blow up da Pearl 😄

Jack: I'm up, I'm up, who the bloody hell are you?

Tink: Ummm I'm tink....I'm a pixie pirate!!!

APG: Im er...I have no name..& Im a Pirate with a munki and a cat
*throws detinator ova head causing it 2 go off*
oops

Jack: *stares at APG and Tink* I don't think I've ever been this drunk before...

Tink: Ummm...do you by any chance have anymore rum? WE kinda ran out...oh and thats APG *pointing to APG*

APG: *smiles* Wat a great name I have
*tries 2 block the burning pearl from veiw*

Jack: Well girls I need to get back to me ship now...*tries to get up but trips over bottles* bloody hell!!!

Tink: awwwwww look he's sooooooo cute when he's drunk!! *helping to block burning Pearl*

APG: U can't go back yet....er coz.......Um....Tink???

Tink: Errr...because...we want to...umm...get drunk!!!! *flashes cheesy smile*

Jack: *strokes his beard* hmmmmmm...do you have rum?

Tink: Yes...errr..she has some *points to APG*

APG: No I uh gave it 2 U remeber Uh...😄

Jack: Do you have the bloody rum or not!!!

Tink: geez ur pushy when ur mad...yes I have rum...BUT you can't go to the pearl!!! U...uh...have to stay with us!!!

APG: Yeah or uh........ u wont get the rum 😄

Jack: *thinks about it for a minute* Alright fine...where's the bloody rum at Love?

Tink: Here..*hands him rum*

APG: Gimme some of dat
*grabs rum and starts sculling*
MMMMMMMMMMMMM drunk
*falls over*