How to get a girl to like you

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Re: How to get a girl to like you

Originally posted by SnakeEyes
I am not the smoothest with the ladies, but i just broke up with my girlfriend and i am not looking for another any time very soon, but if anyone had any hints or tips on getting girls to like you, that would be cool. ( I am almost 15 and not a bad looking guy, yet not one of the popular kids...)

Be yourself

Re: How to get a girl to like you

Originally posted by SnakeEyes
I am not the smoothest with the ladies, but i just broke up with my girlfriend and i am not looking for another any time very soon, but if anyone had any hints or tips on getting girls to like you, that would be cool. ( I am almost 15 and not a bad looking guy, yet not one of the popular kids...)

😕 alcohol??????

😄

Im about to pass on a secret which can get you any girl. This is how it goes....

1) Approach the girl looking shy and innocent.
2) Repeat the following..."Im sorry im not very good at these sort of things but I just wondered if I could buy you a drink?"
3) The girl will think 'O hes shy and thats cute'...
4) Buy her a drink and ask her a question which means shes talking.
5) Try your very best to look like your listening
6) At the end of the night repeat this..."I really enjoyed tonight, its been such a long time since I had such a good night..." Wait for 3.572001 seconds and say " would you like to do this again sometime?"
7) If she says "yes" then your in. If she says "no" your ugly and if she says "why not?" shes not interested.
8) Remember always use protection and put litter in the bin.

Give her your money and just say yes to whatever she says. j/k

Just be yourself and treat her with respect. Try to have a good time don't worry if it works or not.

Aku, instead of trying to look like your listening. Surely actually listening is easier, at least then if she brings up the same subject next time you'll know what she said about it.

"Getting girls is easy"

With the rules you posted, getting them you may be capable of. How many have you kept though?

-AC

Originally posted by yerssot
*holds comment after reading phoe's post*
darn 🙁

I don't get it... you had a GF, broke up and then want tips or whatever how to impress girls? what did you do with the first one then? knocked her out cold or something?

Well, i did not dump her, WE decided to break up i guess. And while we were together, i guess i did not use many tips. I lost a lotta weight and now i am kinda strong...
Now that i think about it, she is very shallow, i mean, she did not even like me at all until i lost the weight 🙁

SnakeEyes> How to get girls to like you?
EASY.
Attention and desire.

BackFire> “Stuff a sock down the front of your pants.”
😆
Yep, I can always count on BF to make my day…

You know it 😄

Originally posted by Bardock42
Would you really want to sleep with some random stupid girl though? 😬

No, you wouldn't.

"Yep, I can always count on BF to make my day"

Is the man wrong though?

Hahaha.

-AC

Not if girls are shallow. Are they 😕

Depends what girl you're diving into.

-AC

BF> Yeah, you CRACK me up.
I read through all the nice “be yourself”, “act shy”, “learn to play a musical instrument” posts and then there’s your politically incorrect retort there… Pure gold…

hysterical

AC> If you ask me "yes" he is. I never look "there", but I'm just one girl. I look at the shoulders, the arms, and the (behind). Oh, and yes... the eyes. If there's fire there, it's a great plus 😉

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Depends what girl you're diving into.

-AC

Well, if the girl likes you becuase you have a big lump in your pants then she's probably shallow.

Or reasonable

Come on BF, did you not get the joke?

Is a girl shallow? Depends what you're DIVING into?

-AC

We just didn't laugh since it was...well ...not funny 😛

ok iI didn't get it sorry ;o

(Finally got it)
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww....

Actually I first thought it was intended to be sleezy
but shallow and diving ahahahahahhaha I just don't find that too funny, sorry

*Strikes Bardock off friends list*

Omega will remain on my friends list because she just said ewwww. She didn't demean my joke.

-AC