Sex,do you get it often

Hahaha.

Was smirking as I read this because it's funny, like most threads on here. Got to the bottom and actually choked on my Vanilla Coke.

Actually hilarious. You could almost smell Hiker's sheer joy.

-AC

yes i do

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Hahaha.

Was smirking as I read this because it's funny, like most threads on here. Got to the bottom and actually choked on my Vanilla Coke.

Actually hilarious. You could almost smell Hiker's sheer joy.

-AC

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I do, 5 times a day, with bricks, in a pillow case...

Originally posted by Agent 69
I do every day ,how about you.

Yeah we believe you 🙄

I jack off with sandpaper while sticking pins through my eyelids just about ever day.

Sadly enough I believe you.

Originally posted by You Suck
I jack off with sandpaper while sticking pins through my eyelids just about ever day.

Do you use lemon juice to soothe the scratches? I do.

Salt. ✅

Good choice. Keeps it clean.

You guys need to get lives or girls or help.

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
Good choice. Keeps it clean.

Originally posted by Beastro
You guys need to get lives or girls or help.

One life is enough. One girl is enough. Help is not needed.

Originally posted by You Suck
Prevents infections.

Good lad...your momma taught you well.

Originally posted by Beastro
You guys need to get lives or girls or help.

no

Salt? Lemon? Ow that hurts me just thinking about it.

Originally posted by Tex
Somebody owes somebody an apology! nono

😕 ehhhhhhh

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I love having sex and I don't have a girlfriend any more so it's not every day, i miss hercrybabyweep...but a i still get plentyjump