Ask Will

(alrighty I shall do my best at being Will but I will warn you now that it will not be as good as Jack or will it dun dun dun I guess we shall have to wait and see...now what would Will say?)

Good afternoon this is Will Turner, if you have any questions you would like to ask me please do so. And Jack told me to say no marriage proposals please. So start with the questions any time your ready.

Do you like chicken?

Why does my right leg squeak when i walk?

That's a very odd question, but um I guess I like chicken.

I'm not sure why your leg sqeaks when you walk maybe you should get that checked out.
(stop sending stupid crap or Jack will have to come yell at you)

Thanks for giving it to me straight Doc....

(you are very much welcome)

What sort of quetions are you expecting by creating a thread like this?

(um like ones about Wills life and other stuff like that like the stuff on ask Jack)

Oh i see....i think.....got the wrong end of the stick before when i asked you that medical question.
Maybe that would be a good idea..an online advice thread

hey hey Will, I'm Jacks friedn, the one that proposed, the one everybody says looks like liv tyler!

Hello, how are you?...Any questions?
(Will does not know who Liv Tyler is, just like Jack doesn't know who Johnny Depp is except for the fact that they look remarkably alike so I shall bypass that)

Will you kiss me Will? Better yet I'll take Keira's part in the next POTC movie!!??

ok, urm......MARRY ME!!!!!! Leave Elizabeth, she can't do anything for herself, and is so nobby, hi did you see her shun the dress her dad bought her? snob! I'M BETTER!!

*snobby

hey Will, why are you such a fag?

and did you actually make those swords or were you too busy being a fag?

I did make the swords, but I didn't want to make the Governor look stupid for thinking I didn't believe me I was very upset that he didn't think I could do a good job.
(hahahhahahhahhaha I think I just made him sound like more of a moron I would be laughing my head off but other people are in the room I knew this wasn't a good idea oh well)

you didn't answer the fag questiong....

come on are you taking it up the ass?

Will hear is one,

Why is your hair ALWAYS wet!?!?! And also I know its not wet with water what is it!!
oh..the thoughts that come to mind.. ~_~;;

Is it always wet I havent really noticed when I was out at sea it was wet because there was water all around and maybe it was always wet because the town I live in is sort of an island and there is sort of water all around it