Mom Vs. Mum

I often refer to my Dad as Lardboy despite him not being lard-ous.

Mum is what I use.

-AC

i only call it her when i want something and then it tends to be Muuuuuuuuuum or mooooother

mom all the way 🪩

Whats the difference?

not really mom, more like

Back away from me! i dont know you you crazy *****! (in public)

madré

i say mother coz it annoys her