= Chapter 38 =
“Phew!” Galder exclaimed, slumping back in the chair. Then, he rose from the seat and turned to Rah, who was twitching in hysteria in the corner. “What the hell, Rah? We could have all died!”
“Give him time to explain, Galder...” Rand said between groans of anguish as he pulled himself up onto the sofa once again.
There was a voice on the comms unit. “This is Pharios Starport control to unidentified contact, please identify yourself.”
A cultured voice cut in before Galder could sit up and reply. “Pharios control, don't worry, the ship in question is here for a private meeting with me. They don't seem to be badly damaged and are in no need of assistance."
“Roger that, Flotsam. Out."
Rand looked up from the sofa. “Flotsam?”
Galder frowned at the comms unit, then looked out the view port. “What now?”
The starship that Galder had picked up its transmission beacon on the sensors was just outside the view port. It took Galder a moment, but he realized that it was actually three freighters of the same model crunched together at odd angles to make one large, extremely hideous vessel. It was consuming most of the starport
“What a piece of junk!” Galder snarled.
“What is it?” Rand asked.
“Huge ship, looks like three ships mashed to...”
“Aha!” Rand exclaimed. “Flotsam I!”
“What?”
“Flotsam I! It's famous throughout the Galaxy! It is AK-06's ship.”
Galder gave him a blank stare.
“Well...long story, but basically, AK-06 was a protocol droid. But over an extended series of events, he got totally re-programmed. He still speaks several thousand languages, more than most people ever need, but nearly all his linguistic databases have been replaced by mechanical and technical information. Combined with his emergent personality, it has made AK one of the greatest technical and mechanical geniuses in the Galaxy. It also made him incredibly profit driven.”
“Ugh, protocol droids...” Galder groaned.
Rand continued. “Avoiding the taxes of the Trade Federation and the Commerce Guilds, he trades in the Outer Regions, to planet and pirate alike. Flotsam I is so damn ugly because he's a droid and doesn't care how it looks, but it runs like a dream- he scavenged it together himself- and allows him to carry a huge store of parts.
“Because he is so damn useful, and because he's a droid, no-one can be bothered to hate him. In fact, Flotsam I is the closest thing the scum of the Universe has to neutral ground- no-one benefits from AK’s operation being harmed.
“But underneath all that, he still has the basic personality of a protocol droid...”
The ship’s large hatchway had lowered from the center freighter, and a humanoid figure was emerging, walking with an odd gait. As Galder left the ship to go greet this figure, he realized immediately what it was.
“Protocol droid...” Rianna groaned, having followed him out. “I hate protocol droids...”
“He’s got some well maintained casings,” Galder noticed, keeping his wrist blaster at the ready. “Not standard issue for a protocol droid...”
"... must say..." the droid was rambling, as it drew closer, "that these hotrod antics of yours these days don't do anything to endear yourself to me. I am a mechanoid and ignorant of the need for such stunts. What if something had gone wrong? Then you would have missed the chance for..."
It came to a halt when it noticed Galder and Rianna. Gallador approached him as well, joining the two.
"Oh my...I am sorry. I was expecting Mr. Doon."
“Actually, I was expecting Melkus Doon as well,” Galder explained. “We were told to meet him here.”
“Meet him here? Why?”
Galder’s senses began to annoy him slightly, telling him that he had missed something.
"We were sent a message to rendezvous with him here on Kuoni," Galder explained, leaving out the true reasons. "What's your excuse?"
"I don't have one," said the droid. "I have been wanting to complete my salvage dealings with Mr. Doon and was going to look for him soon when I detected your ship there coming into land, in such an extraordinary fashion. You are associates of his, I assume? Professional ones? And he is on this planet, then?"
“We are good at getting things done,” Gallador added simply.
"I am sure you are! Mr. Doon demands nothing but the best with his employees."
Employees? Galder pondered, before continuing.
"Indeed we are, and he should be," Galder replied. "What dealings were those, might I ask?"
"Oh, I have completed my re-assembly on the remaining salvage of that Jedi vessel."
"Jedi vessel?" Galder asked, treading on cautious ground. His senses were screaming at him. "Where did you find this...Jedi vessel?"
"Crashed on the planet Prias. Why, are you in salvage as well?"
Something’s not right about this conversation... Galder continued to ponder.
"Prias? Where's that?" Galder asked. "Who's craft was it?"
"Prias? Class C1 world in the Byrone sector where..." said AK, proceeding into a long and very technical definition of the planet and its Galactic position.
How’d we even get on this topic? He was expecting Doon, and we’re supposedly his employees...I don’t like this...
“...make him shut up...” Rianna whispered to Gallador.
Galder interrupted his description of Prias. “How were you organizing to meet Doon here?”
"Meeting? I am sorry, I seem to be under a certain amount of confusion,” AK-06 said, ending his description. “I wasn't organizing meeting Mr. Doon here."
"Yet you said you were expecting him,” Rianna said.
"Oh my! Mr. Doon has lost none of his taste in women, I see. But of course I was expecting him, when I saw your ship coming into land. I assumed he had come to talk to me."
“Why did you expect that?”
"Again, I must apologize," said AK. "I must be making myself unclear. Of course I was expecting Mr. Doon to be flying his own ship!"
Then it struck Galder. “His...his own ship?”
“Yes, of course...”
But Doon said he stole it from the Serpent...but if it is his...
There was a scream from the ship and Tanic raced outside, hands on his head and looking frightened as ever. Rah was still shouting hysterically inside.
"Your ship looks a little dented," said AK, not noticing the hysterical yelling. "I shall be back in just one moment...whilst I am getting my stock list, I may as well see if you are interested in some of these other knick-knacks..." He wandered back to the ship’s hatch and waddled up the ramp.
“I have a bad feeling about this,” Galder said. “Back to the ship. Now!”
The three of them rushed back into the ship, Rianna grabbing Tanic.
“I recognize the ship!” Tanic cried. “It’s Doon’s! Doon’s personal ship!”
“Personal ship?” Rand asked, frowning as they entered in a hurry. “What do you mean?”
“AK-06 recognized the ship as being Doon’s,” Galder said, throwing himself onto the sofa opposite Rand. “The only way this could belong to Doon is if...well...he was a member of the Serpent.”
Rand opened his mouth as if to say something, but was dumbfounded.
“It is quite likely that Kuylen is not here with him.”
Galder began to feel quite angry at this realization. How could we have missed that?
“I thought you said you knew him,” said Rianna, scowling.
"I did meet him," Galder replies. "But that was a long time ago. I know nothing of the man, really, other than what he told us. He just managed to leave that out, I suppose..."
"That is over-thinking it, Galder,“ Takuan interjected. “He can't be a Serpent member. But I am beginning to feel we've been played. This droid here has answers we want, we just have to know how to question him. And like it or not, we still need Doon in order to make contact with Kuylen.”
“Yeah, you’re right,” Galder said, trying to convince himself otherwise. “Of course Doon isn’t a member of the Serpent! He’s an independent operator...who just happened to have access to a Serpent vessel...with the correct security codes and a supply of Yaran root...” He looked to Takuan. “Isn’t he? I mean...Kuylen wouldn’t trust a Serpent member to work for him, would he?”
“I would not know that as well as you, Galder,” Takuan said.
“He was genuine, he was working with Kuylen!” Galder exclaimed. “Well...actually...Kuylen was buying stuff off of him, not working with him...now that I think about it, Kuylen and Saar did not like him much...”
“I start to have doubts whether we should still look for this great Kuylen, or just escape to the Outer Rim...” Gallador snarled. Galder rose to slug him when Rianna intervened.
“I mean, can we really trust this Doon?” Gallador asked, having not moved.
"I wouldn't trust him, at the very least he's severely misled us,” Rianna responded, “and we have no idea what we've now been lead in to."
"My, you all seem miserable all of a sudden!" AK-06 had wandered to the door of the Serpent craft, carrying some technical gumf.
“What do you know about Doon?” Rianna asked AK.