Alexander vs Troy

troy kics alexanders buttox

Troy was one of the worst failures i have expereinced in a long time. Alexander was bad too. I apreciated the fact that they tried to focus more on the characters in alexander, but it did have bad pacing, un inspired dialogue, and misplaced drama. However, Troy had nothing to offer at all.

Alexander was crap. Troy was so much better it's incomparable.

Alexander was just 3 hrs. of shoveling shit onto the 7 bucks I paid to see it. I was amazing how a movie that loud could possibly be that boring. I watched a History Channel Special about Alexander that was more interesting.

As for Troy, I'll admit it had it's problems. It just bothered me how far they strayed from the Illiad. And Orlando Bloom, and I am a fan, really just sucked. I mean, wow. For some reason I wanted to kick his ass the whole movie.

Anyway, out of the two I think that Troy better.

The only reason OB sucked ass was because he played the most whimpy and cowardly character in the world, and I disagree with you. If you hated him so much in the movie, that means he pulled it off well!

How about I chose none of them.
Both were horrible.

My fav line in Alexander is when Jolie talks to Farrell, in one of many flashbacks, and says, " Your soul is mine". I was half expecting Scorpion fly out and punch Jolie in the face.

LOL, yeah, she was definately doing her best Shang Tsung impersonation.

Alexander is gay and Achilles is cool.

Both were terrible movies.

So. . . why do I own Troy?!

God I'm pathetic

i havent seen Alexander but i hated Troy so i will go with Alexander ✅

Troy, because a movie with Julie Christie in it deserves to be watched.

troy hands down