Men Rejoice, and tell me I'm wrong

Warning: Some cussing, etc.

This is my own creation, so you can't get me sued. 😛

You can assume a girl says the worst of you to her friends, but she won't ever admit it to your face. A girl will always tell the most ****ed shit that you tell her to at least ONE other woman, someone, anyone. You could be at work, and some woman you don't even know could come up to you, and say something like "I heard you have a small dick." and you have NO clue who she is, where she came from, and where the **** she heard such a thing. Your friend/girlfriend whoever could come in later, and say she wants to introduce you to someone, so reluctantly you can agree, with a strong fear of who it actually is. Low and behold, it's that damn woman from before who said you have a small dick, so you blurt out suddenly, "who the **** is this, and WHO told her I MAY, which I don't of course, have a small dick?" And your girlfriend/friend/ex will reply, "Oh this is *name* I just met her yesterday." You stand there confused as shit then just leave, YOU.WALK.AWAY. because you cannot possibly begin to compute the sick impulse that your girlfriend/friend could of had to tell this woman, that she met YESTERDAY such a thing. You realize it's time to jump on the Singles' boat again, **** her. Then in 10 years you realize it never ends, submit, and marry a woman, thus having kids, and that poor son of your's, his cycle will begin once he turns 5.

you what?

lock

Originally posted by JToTheP
Reading is something you learn in 1st grade, are you trying to say your illiterate?

lock

I bet you care more about "your" than I care about your opening post ✅

lock thread please

I am not gonna waste my ocular muscle movements on a waste of a paragraph.

Damn I wish I could lock my own.

Umm... I never once mentioned closing your thread, what the hell are you on abou? 🤨 I'm just saying I don't care about whatever you started talking about

Not all girls are like that, so why dont you get a life and stop being a sexist idiot?

lock lock

Originally posted by JToTheP
normal regulars?

You make a lame thread, and blame it on the people reading it.... maybe you're lame?

Don't flame, or else nono

You can feel free to use your "amazing powers" and lock this now, I'll just PM it to who I actually want to see it, and won't reply with stupid bullshit and call me useless from a n00b who doesn't know me, and just joined this month.

Originally posted by JToTheP
Warning: Some cussing, etc.

This is my own creation, so you can't get me sued. 😛

You can assume a girl says the worst of you to her friends, but she won't ever admit it to your face. A girl will always tell the most ****ed shit that you tell her to at least ONE other woman, someone, anyone. You could be at work, and some woman you don't even know could come up to you, and say something like "I heard you have a small dick." and you have NO clue who she is, where she came from, and where the **** she heard such a thing. Your friend/girlfriend whoever could come in later, and say she wants to introduce you to someone, so reluctantly you can agree, with a strong fear of who it actually is. Low and behold, it's that damn woman from before who said you have a small dick, so you blurt out suddenly, "who the **** is this, and WHO told her I MAY, which I don't of course, have a small dick?" And your girlfriend/friend/ex will reply, "Oh this is *name* I just met her yesterday." You stand there confused as shit then just leave, YOU.WALK.AWAY. because you cannot possibly begin to compute the sick impulse that your girlfriend/friend could of had to tell this woman, that she met YESTERDAY such a thing. You realize it's time to jump on the Singles' boat again, **** her. Then in 10 years you realize it never ends, submit, and marry a woman, thus having kids, and that poor son of your's, his cycle will begin once he turns 5.

hug

Originally posted by shellie
😑 bad day huh ?

hug

Oh look, someone with a nice comment, shelllllllllie! 😱 😄

hug I was just bored, and I actually could imagine someone like Chris Rock telling this as a joke. 😂 😱

Originally posted by JToTheP
You can feel free to use your "amazing powers" and lock this now, I'll just PM it to who I actually want to see it, and won't reply with stupid bullshit and call me useless from a n00b who doesn't know me, and just joined this month.

I pity any female "noob" members that talk to you 😬

Originally posted by JToTheP
Oh look, someone with a nice comment, shelllllllllie! 😱 😄

hug I was just bored, and I actually could imagine someone like Chris Rock telling this as a joke. 😂 😱

Originally posted by JToTheP
Yeah, your a n00b, and you don't know me, so if you HAD known me, you wouldn't be calling me sexist at all smart ass, because any of my friends know this is a foolish joke, but not any of you.

Where the HELL are the normal regulars to save a thread?

Riiight, so you post a thread, that seems sexist, but isn't actually cos its a joke, and you call me a smart ass, when you use the word n00b? 😑