I'm going to rip your tongue out,and lick my ass with it!-Redman
I'm going to cut out your eyes and put them on my knees and call you niecy!-Redman
Go home and cry to ya momma,and while you're at it tell her i'm hungry!-Ghostface Killah
You're a punk,you're daddy's a punk,and your momma's a *****.-Ice T
Def Jam Fight For New York
this is from simpson hit and run
kang: im going to introduce the evil cola into the water supply..people will go mad..
kodos: i like it!
kang: then we distribute laser guns at the squidportorest area..
kodos: i like it!
kang: the cola maddened humans will go berserk..
kodos: i like it!
kang:..destroying themselves and their town.
kodos: delivering big, big space rating for 'follish earthlings'
kang & kodos together: HAHAHAHAHA...
Post your favorite Videogame Lines and Quotes
What's your favorite lines from video game? Mine are:
Ash: "Thank you for shopping at Ass-Whupings R Us!"
- Evil Dead: A Fistful of Boomstick
Deadite Bartender: "I'll swallow your soul!"
Ash: (brandishes shotgun) "Make mine a double!" (shoots bartender)
- Evil Dead: A Fistful of Boomstick
Cid Highwind: "Sit your ass down in that chair and drink your goddamn TEA!"
- Final Fantasy VII
Cait Sith: "I think Gya-ha-ha and Kya-ha-ha are up to something."
- Final Fantasy VII
Ashley: It stinks!
Leon: Sure does. (looks at Ashley and smiles)
Ashley: (discovers what Leon has planned) Uh-uh! No way, Leon!
Leon: Way. (both jump down)
Ashley: Are you out of your mind?
Leon: I knew you'd be fine if you landed on your butt.
- Resident Evil 4
Ada: My, that's a big thing you have. (She's referring to Krauser's claw, not his...batch) But I don't like it when guys play rough.
- Resident Evil 4
Jill: "You want S.T.A.R.S., I'll give you S.T.A.R.S.!"
- Resident Evil 3: Nemesis
Whenever Shao Kahn ridicules you is memorable. But here are my top six taunts.
1. "Prepare to die!"
2. "I am Shao Kahn. Bow to me!"
3. "Feel the power/wrath of Shao Kahn!"
4. "You are nothing!"
5. "You will die, mortal!"
6. "Is that your best?"
I'm sure there's a thread like this somewhere...
Anyway nothing beats lame-ass call outs in DBZ Budokai 1. 😆YouTube video
About halfway through Prince of Persia: Sands of Time, the Prince and Farah are forced to split up. Farah tells the Prince that she'll meet up with him again in the palace's baths. After she leaves, the Prince goes off into this annoyed tirade:
"I'll just ask the first sand creature I meet. 'Could you direct me to the baths, please? Well, thank you, don't mention it, I used to be a
bath attendant back when I was alive!'
"'I'll meet you at the baths'. She orders me around as if I were a servant! It's my own fault. With women, you need to show them you're in charge right from the start or they'll walk all over you. I've been too indulgent. Probably because I felt sorry for her. Well, it stops now. From now on she'll have to toe the line! ...That is, assuming I can... find her."
As he goes on into the palace's well system, he continues his grumbling:
"Oh, you meant these baths! I thought you meant the other baths, clear across the palace! I had a lovely wash, and a rub with scented oils. Too bad you weren't there - Stop talking to yourself!"