Parents and Sex

Started by You Suck4 pages

Mis padres me dijeron nunca tener el sexo con algo que no puede pronunciar la palabra sífilis. 🙂

parents all have the same view on that

my mom is a dramatical freak

and she is a fan of drama movies

god stop her!

Originally posted by miss kitty
parents all have the same view on that
we are ? 😕

are you a parent shellie?

I forgot

i meet too many people

yes i am a parent

Originally posted by shellie
yes i am a parent
Does that mean that your parents no longer believe you are a virgin?

thats cool

I'm not

yet and for a very long time cuz i'm a picky little Beeotch

Originally posted by Corran
Does that mean that your parents no longer believe you are a virgin?
of course they do...the storks brought my monsters to me 🙄

Originally posted by CherryPie

yet and for a very long time cuz i'm a picky little Beeotch

that strikes me as funny 😛

thats cute

I'm still what you call a "virgin"

not existing because I lost mine on the couch of our LIVING ROOM

Originally posted by CherryPie
thats cute

I'm still what you call a "virgin"

not existing because I lost mine on the couch of our LIVING ROOM

explain this to me please...you either are or are not .

I am defiantley not

my parents think I still am

I lost it on the couch they sit on every night 😱

Originally posted by CherryPie
I am defiantley not

my parents think I still am

I lost it on the couch they sit on every night 😱

What's even funnier is that they'd already 'christened' the couch Waayyy before you - so you did it where you parents did 😛

no the couch is like 3 years old we had it not forever so thats ok

Originally posted by CherryPie
no the couch is like 3 years old we had it not forever so thats ok
you have a point , 3 years is certainly not long enough for your parents to have enjoyed it in the same mannor 🙄

so in 3 years, they must have done it there like 43 times?

eww

😘

They've also done it on your dinner table where you eat your food, in the shower, the bathroom, on the stairs, in the car etc etc

Originally posted by Corran
They've also done it on your dinner table where you eat your food, in the shower, the bathroom, on the stairs, in the car etc etc
dont forget the kitchen counters