Syren's Surgery

*walks in with skanky nurse clothes*Hello? I would like to sign up to be a nurse,can so one help me?

You're in, purrfect attitude fab

thanx, I am perfect aren't i?-just kidding-
Ok, who may I "ASSist"?

oh man so tempting to do what slipknot did 😆

Hey Sexy Fairy... have this sig. I made it ages ago. I just added your name.

Umm,well what did slipknot do, maybe it could be fun.

im not saying a word lol look on page..... 2?

ok*looking*

Sorry could not find it on page two, Any wayz-

How may i "help"you?

Originally posted by SlipknoT
I need you to check me for penis cancer

Originally posted by Syren
*kicks you in the bollocks*

Yes, you now have testicular cancer. Ass.

😊

😆 that is still funny lol

ok,is there any one here other then lord kerrigor who needs any help?

i need a couple of scandly clad hot nurses for.................................. stuff 😖hifty:

No kicking in the balls, Sy.

That's not allowed!

-AC

I only did it coz he asked me to schmoll

Now now, Syren.

Be a good, bad nurse.

-AC

😖hifty: I'm off to smoke and to bed honey hug Bye bye wavey

Just don't combine the two, Sy.

Don't wanna be burned alive.

-AC

I wouldn't, I smoke outside 😊 Goodnight and sweet dreams darling.

Originally posted by Syren
Open all hours.

Excellent service.

The hottest nurses this side of, well, the universe.

Specialises in 'man-flu'.

Get in here, lay down and allow yourself to be treated. Please state symptoms and prepare for intensive medical examination and perfect 'diagnosis'.

Gosh, do I have to get all naked?
My symptoms...well, mmm, I'm at death's door...mmm, I coughed a few times today! You have to help me; it's been horrible.