Moderator's Secret Powers

push me enough, and you might find out 🥷

I have radioactive feces which I hurl at evil doers, rendering them helpless, as they melt into a puddle of spamtastic sludge almost instantaneously.

i prefer not to know 😬

I once got punched in the face by a charity worker.

/\clovie, what is that thing on the girls face in your avy?

Originally posted by eleveninches
/\clovie, what is that thing on the girls face in your avy?

Originally posted by eggmayo
I once got punched in the face by a charity worker.

hysterical

They can fly because of there superpowered farts

Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
I have radioactive feces which I hurl at evil doers, rendering them helpless, as they melt into a puddle of spamtastic sludge almost instantaneously.

Big deal I got those same powers when I ate a radioactive laxative

hysterical