Originally posted by BlackC@t
Ah yes, MART 馃槚hifty:I'm too young for a credit card.
Here's MART:
Well, there once was this cow you see, his name was MART. Now MART was a social cow, he went to the market every 14 weeks and bought the peppers just like any other bovine. But then a sniper killed him and his blood oozed into the sewer and straight up the pickle's nose! Now the pickle was mad so he decided to set out on a quest to find the flag and eventually he gathered up enough green pencils to begin his quest. Now, half way to the flag, he encountered the NIPPLE KING and was promptly executed. The NIPPLE KING didn't know what to do with his NIPPLE MINIONS so he sent them to find some NIPPLE HOOKERS. But on their way to the store, the Calamari dropped his sausage, killing them all! The Night Of The Living Golfers dawned and they shot down the Calamari screaming "Four".
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