Okay, fine, I'll tell you. I can get good phlegm when I drink orange juice. Y'know when you can hang a loogy two inches from the ground, then slurp it back up? Well, after drinking orange juice, I can float a little piece of paper in the air and spit my loogy at it, hit it, and suck it to my mouth like a frog catching a fly. It's true. 😮