I had an affair with a teacher

Well fine, eff off then.

Go on. GO ON! Get my hopes up for nothing. Talk about love me and leave me.

-AC

i dont love everyone...infact there are not very many people i do love so actually yes you should feel privilaged 😊pimp

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
My advice to Agent is this:

Sit her down, talk to her and be honest about how you feel. What the best course of action is for you both etc and how you're gonna both be mature about it.

If that fails, deflate her, put her back in the box and get a refund.

-AC

holy shit thats gold 😂

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
My advice to Agent is this:

Sit her down, talk to her and be honest about how you feel. What the best course of action is for you both etc and how you're gonna both be mature about it.

If that fails, deflate her, put her back in the box and get a refund.

-AC

😆 You never fail to entertain. Keep up the good work.

you shoudl sit back and enjoy the publicity ✅

Originally posted by You Suck
People with egos piss me off.

you must piss yourself off.

Originally posted by Da Moose
Well, I love you, but it's because of your thighs.

Is this a joke or something?JM

Attention Whoreing!

and the award goes to...

"You'll have to excuse the Moose's lisp, he loves you because of your size not thighs."

Hahahahahaha.

I feared that's what he meant.

-AC

Hey Cor, is that Jennifer Connely in your sig

Originally posted by Agent 69
She got fired because the princepal caught and Ms.Wakly spooning in the gym.What will i do.

What will you do?

You will probably wake up in the morning to find you've messed the bed after having a wet dream about the teacher you have a crush on... 😛

"You will probably wake up in the morning to find you've messed the bed after having a wet dream about the teacher you have a crush on..."

Hahahaha.

Woken up by the air wheezing out of the lady.

And I'm not insinuating the teacher was old either.

-AC

Originally posted by Corran
You'll have to excuse the Moose's lisp, he loves you because of your [B]size not thighs. [/B]

Thanksh Cowwan.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
"You'll have to excuse the Moose's lisp, he loves you because of your size not thighs."

Hahahahahaha.

I feared that's what he meant.

-AC

I shaid your thighs. I meant your thighs.

Do you work out?

hey moose you really goin out with syren

Originally posted by a1hsauce
hey moose you really goin out with syren

not in the literal sense...where we GO OUT places. I mean, we're a long ways apart, but we're, "A couple", here at least...why?

Originally posted by speiderman
What if you really got caught getting it on with a goat?

Originally posted by Da Moose
not in the literal sense...where we GO OUT places. I mean, we're a long ways apart, but we're, "A couple", here at least...why?

you internet dating lucky son of a b!tch, i salute you 👆