Post that make me laugh

😛 to you two then

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
my eyes are itchy and watery 🙁

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
so are mine mmm

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
What do you want, a ****ing medal?!

aweherm

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
a medal would be nice mmm

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
i love you, you're awesome.

how bout now? gimme my ****ing medal!

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
um how about no awehawe

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
a trophy?

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Still no. awehuhs

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
how bout a cupcake?

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I'd love one, thanks.

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
i meant for me uhuh

😂

Nice. Walshy is always good for a laugh, as is Piggle. I'm going to have to hunt down some quotes for this thread...

Bring'm on, the more the merrier. 😮‍💨

I just read a pile of absolute rubbish.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I just read a pile of absolute rubbish.

you only read your own posts then.. awehuhs

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
you only read your own posts then.. awehuhs

someone elses. 😉

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
you only read your own posts then.. awehuhs

Can I have your autograph, Human Torch?

-AC

Originally posted by Barker

the crowd goes WILD.

Originally posted by Strangelove
20 years, 3 months and 10 days since the last time I was in a vagina.

And it will likely be the last time anyway 😆

😆

One of the best, clever post I've seen

👆 😂

Originally posted by Impediment
Impediment goes to the doctor and says "I c-c-can't s-s-stop s-s-stuttering". The doctor checks him over and says "The problem is your penis is so big that it's pulling down on your vocal cords and causing you to stutter. The way to fix it is to cut half of it off". Impediment says "W-w-whatever i-i-it t-t-takes".

Six weeks later, Impediment goes back to the doctor and says "I don't stutter anymore but my wife left me because I cant satisfy her anymore. I want you to put my giant penis back on". The doctor said "F-F-F*ck y-y-you!".

oh wow .... 😂

The argument between Kal-El_08 and NDH always cracks me up haermm

lol @ strangelove

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I need to be violated awegimp

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Sorry babe, I'm taken. 😬

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy

Well thanks for breaking my heart Tiker! weep

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Look, babe....I'm real sorry. It just ain't gonna work out. You see, I got this thing...it's like, well it's a wife. And we just whipped out a little baby and all, so I feel that....well, I feel that it just ain't gonna work out between you and me, I'm sorry. 🙁

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
well this wife and baby thing popped up outta nowhere!

some warning would of been nice! awecrac

What about everything we had?
what about that time you posted something.. I forget what..
and I laughed.. I think..

I thought that meant something to you like it did me..
I thought we were meant to be.. cryoh

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Look, it's just not going to work out between us, okay!!? fish

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I guess...

um.. this wife of yours.. she single? awebis

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
jawdrop

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
flirt

😂

from another site, strictly G Rated...

Q: Did you ever dream about mutants?

Knowsbleed33 wrote:
I once dreampt of that female from Total Recall with 3 boobs.

Does that count?

To be honest, the funny was gone with the word, "from".

Originally posted by Sad1234
MODS
I AM TRYING VERY HARD TO GET BACK ON THIS SITE.WHY CAN'T YOU CUT ME SOME SLACK.THIS IS OBVIOUSLY SHOWING I WANT TO BE ON THIS SITE AND I HAVEN'T TROLLED OR ANYTHING . COME ON MAN.PLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LET ME HAVE A ACCOUNT

Idiot. 😂