BullitNutz
Two Plus Two Is Jello
Hell is a place where you're told you're going to go if you don't do what someone tells you. They tell you to put money in the plate, stop thinking skeptically, suspend disbelief, and to think within the confines of a narrow fundamentalist box. Said people think they're right only because they can't be disproved, unless someone mysteriously comes back from being dead for a couple days and tells us all about Hell (not the dumbass tunnel with the light, for example) and what's in it.
It's funny. Religion is the only topic for which the burden of proof does not rest on those who postulate the metaphysical. It's even funnier when they say "prove evolution."
"Leviathan" in the book of Job: Crocodile.
"Behemoth" in the same chapter as the crocodile: Elephant, or maybe a Hippopotamus.
"why are there still monkeys?" Common Ancestor, as in humans branched off millions of years ago. Evolution isn't always where an original species branches, but then the original dies out.
Here's one simple question: Show me evidence of god's existence. Just one little label on a rock, one tiny echo of a big booming voice in the sky... anything. I'm not asking for proof, I'm just asking for evidence, like the 98% genetic similarity between humans and chimpanzees, like the 7 million year old protohuman fossils found in SE Asia recently.
Anything.
Don't go attacking the evidence for evolution and things other than creationism, simply because you can't come up with any of your own.