God/Jesus and Cannibalism

'cause Jesus was quite skinny

He was all skeleton when they dug him up.

give the dog a bone, or was it god (<-dyslectic atheist)

fruits_applefruits_cherry-"remember guys human flesh bbbaaaaddddd fruits and veggies good!!!!!

📖" but it says right here to eat jesus every sunday"

glare-"i am under the assumption guys that its refering to a spiritual practice that reminds them of how important their savior is to them so they go through it in memory of him.

jawdrop-really???? what a revelation!!!!

smartass

I'm a vegetarian 🙄

here have an apple

😮‍💨 😆 Maybe with a smoke.

Everyone's entitled to have a piece of the blessed meat of Jesus.

I don't see any meat there. Is it in your head????????

jesus burger with some apostle fries

I'm to tired to call you an idiot, can just call yourself one.

I Think I'll go watch some Sponge Bob. He's more interesting than you
guys. 🤣

Originally posted by debbiejo
I'm to tired to call you an idiot, can just call yourself one.

I Think I'll go watch some Sponge Bob. He's more interesting than you
guys. 🤣

Haven't you heard? Spongebob is gay!

spong bob is A sexual according to its creator

Adam Poe I've looked, there's nothing there, nothing!!!

He's just a yellow square that has a pink friend. Their thoughts are quite intellectual compared to some on this thread though 😈

You guys are funny...

A lot of things in the Bible are symbolism. The disciples taking the bread and wine was symbolic. He broke the bread, and it was symbolism for His body being broken for our sins. He poured the wine, and it was symbolic for His lood being spilt for the many for forgiveness of sins.

And yes, I guess Spongebob is sexual.....i guess

no A sexual meaning he doesn't have a sexuality, thats what the creator is on record as saying

Originally posted by DirectorFitz
You guys are funny...

A lot of things in the Bible are symbolism. The disciples taking the bread and wine was symbolic. He broke the bread, and it was symbolism for His body being broken for our sins. He poured the wine, and it was symbolic for His lood being spilt for the many for forgiveness of sins.

Originally posted by Philosophicus
No wonder Jesus was crucified - he was completely mad, delusional and also encouraging cannibalism!

How could he have been crucified if he never existed in the first place? How can I exist as 'The New Jesus' if there never was an old one? How can Xians believe in a prank pulled by Plato and has cronies to dupe a large percentage of the world? How can I can-can if I don't know if I can't can-can?

Then if you don't believe in Jesus, how come you say you are the new one? I don't belive in Jesus - I'm making fun of the idea.

i wonder why people who don't believe in jesus go out of their way to say how much they don't believe in him all the time.
I don't believe in certain things, but what would that do for me to go around and make fun of say buddism and debase it on a regular basis. It kinda makes christ look more real when you guys do that because there is so much prophecy he gave stating that people would do that to christians anyway. So I guess christians owe you a thanks for helping to secure their faith. 😄