Valentine lists
OK, if you want to be on my Valentines list and for me to send you something then please post here.
I will need your Name and Addresses.
Please note this is a limited offer and some of these items are not currently in stock, if you select an item not in stock then you are immediately dis-qualified from recieving anything. This is NOT on a first come first served basis, it will be on my own 'special' selection process, therefore I reserve the right to refrain from sending a gift.
Preferences from:
A) Large Bouquet
B) Dozen roses (please state colour)
C) Large Box of Chocolates
D) Large Teddy
E) Medium Bouquet + Small Chocolates
F) Medium Bouquet + Small Teddy
G) Medium chocolates + Small Teddy
H) Medium chocolates + Small Bouquet
Medium Teddy + Small chocolates
J) Medium Teddy + Small Bouquet
K) 8 Roses (Please State Colour) + Small Chocolates
L) 8 Roses (Please State Colour) + Small Teddy
M) Medium chocolates + 4 Roses (Please State Colour)
N) Medium Teddy + 4 Roses (Please State Colour)
O) Small Bouquet + Small chocolates + Small Teddy
P) 4 Roses (please state Colour) + Small chocolates + Small Teddy
Q) Crate of Beer*
R) Sexual Favours (one night only – extra services will be chargeable at the normal Rate)**
S) Bottle of Champagne
T) Case of Red Wine
U) Case of White Wine
V) Case of Rose
W) Lingerie (was going to do a ** for this but what the heck)
X) Candlelight Dinner **
Y) Dirty Weekend ***
Z) Other (Please specify, within reason Yerss)
* Especially for the males/Syren 😛
**Ladies only may apply
*** You will need to supply your own tent